Man farts at cop, charged with battery

Gempress

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This is so funny. I laughed myself to tears before I even got past the first sentence.

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas and fanning it toward a patrolman.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/

Givin the foul gas that beer-loaded men emit, I can't say I blame the officer for pressing charges. :rofl1:
 

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LMAO!!!! That was funny. Whats next, breathing gets you assulting an officer? Seriously!
That would probably depend on the foulness of your breath! :rofl1:

Soooooooooo, all those years my brother tortured me with farts I could have legally pressed charges? WTF...........why wasn't I informed! ROFLMAO!!
 
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Don't laugh...if it were Mike doing that to a cop, it would be considered ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!:rofl1:
 

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This is hilariously disturbing. Abuse of power much? Then again, I guess it was a pretty bad assault on his nose!
 

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This is hilariously disturbing. Abuse of power much? Then again, I guess it was a pretty bad assault on his nose!

The reason I don't laugh is that that is a SERIOUS charge . . . and a serious abuse of power. When intestinal gas becomes "assault on an officer" . . . oh, for Christssake, there's nothing I can say except its actually pretty scary. I'd like to laugh, but its actually . . . not funny. Theoretically, they want to send this man to jail for . . . farting at a cop. Wonderful.

However, as proof the world has not yet gone totally insane, the charges were dropped.
 

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I wonder if they spoke to the officer at all...to tell him that what he did was outside the proper and intended use of his power? Somehow I doubt it!
 

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