If you have a mischievous streak this site is for you...

Dizzy

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#1
This site is the funniest thing ever.

It basically pulls a random person to chat to. 100% anonymous.

And most people on it are completely barmy.

You couldn't make up some of these conversations.

My new favourite game is seeing how long they talk to me before they disconnect :D

Omegle
 

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#2
Haha.. I tried. The guy (well, he said he was a guy) disconnect after ... 12 seconds!!

He said, "hi baby" after I told him I'm a female

I said, "Sorry, I'm not baby, I'm baby's mama"

He disconnected :rofl1::rofl1:
 

Dizzy

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#3
This was one I had just before.... made me crease... I have edited the norty words out ;)

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: really?

Stranger: rude word says "Hi"

You: so what did you say?

Stranger: rude word says "Hi"

You: right

You: and what did you say?

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: WHOOPSIES SHIZZLE (edited LOL)


You: oh you're clever

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

drmom777

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#4
Interesting. But most seem to be after cybersex. And the rest won't talk to me unless i lie about my age.
 

Dizzy

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#5
Haha, really??

You must have had some bad uns.

I had a couple ask me for rude stuff so I just threw something right back at them ;)

I told you they're all barmy!!!! I'm not actually giving out any personal details.
 

M&M's Mommy

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#7
I'm talking to a pretty nice young lady in Canada.. She's 24 & works parttime while attending college.. She has two collies & wanted to be a vet - but right now studies to be a teacher :)
 

babymomma

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#8
ZOMG.. This is the FUNNEST thing ever.. Right now i am a 19 year old guy from florida.. lol

And ive been asked how big my penis is:rofl1:

So i said this

I'm never gonna dance again
these guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste a chance that I've been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you ooohhh
Random lyrics from my fav song.. Surprised they stayed arounf :lol-sign:

EDIT:

NEw guy.. this time im from alaska and speak mostly french.. lol..

Stranger: pics?
You: um.. no
Stranger: :cool:
You: lol
Stranger: people are soo worried about pedos these days its ****
You: lol.. yea.. but ya can never be tooooooooo careful..
Stranger: yeah true, thats why i got a webcam
Stranger: so i can prove im 17
You: lol
You: ahh
 

babymomma

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#12
There is NO way to get your personal linfo unless you give it to your chatting buddy.. You dont have to sign up or anything :shrug:
 

Dizzy

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#13
You need thick skin though :D Be warned.

Some people are nice, some are whacky.
 

babymomma

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#14
OMG i love this site..


You: Bonjour
Stranger: i am not french duhh
You: And thats obvious HOW?
Stranger: wth
Stranger: you said bonjour
You: Yes.. EVERYBODY with 2 braincells to rub together knows what bonjour means.. then you said Im not french , duhh.. The duhh makes it soundlike it should have been pbvious to me, but how should i have known if we havent spoken before?!
You: M or F?
Stranger: f
Stranger: ;p
You: me too.. lol


New one! :rofl1:

Stranger: hey
You: Hello!
You: How may I help you?
Stranger: Idk
You: Then why did you call me?
Stranger: how may I help you?
You: I dont know.. you called me
Stranger: yooar a vag
You: No I am not
 

Tortilla

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#15
Stranger: i'm totally wasted now, its 02:20 :)
Stranger: and i'm stoned too
You: that's fabulous thanks for sharing
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: you are the best chat of the evening

I'm the best chat of the evening, folks. :rofl1:
 

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#17
I did it and had a ball !!! A cool 17 yr old boy who was very polite during a nice chat . At the end he about died when I told him my age ! Very cute kid !
 

CharlieDog

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#18
Haha, I've known about Omegle for ages!

Here's one convo my friend had that I had to save.

Keep in mind that this isn't me. Its a 19 year old guy friend of mine :p.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do you have breasts?
You: Of course I do.
You: I'm God.
Stranger: Oh good.
Stranger: This will do.
You: You want some?
Stranger: This will do well.
Stranger: I don't know.
Stranger: They seem kind of daunting coming from God.
You: Well, check this out.
You: Next time you wake up, you'll have tits, my friend.
You: If you don't like 'em, just go back to sleep.
Stranger: Hey.
You: Bam. They'll be gone.
Stranger: I'm not your friend buddy.
You: I'm not your buddy, pal.
Stranger: Well I'm not your pal friend.
You: Good. I'm glad we're friends.
Stranger: But I'm not.
You: Man, this is just what I need.
Stranger: I was quite clear on that.
You: I come home from a hard day at work, and some guy I created gives me sh*t.
You: I'd send you to hell, but I'm so tired of that sh*t by now.
Stranger: Hey, New Jersey's not that bad.
You: It's just my toilet.
Stranger: Well whatever you call it, it's still not bad.
You: So what do you need? No one ever talks to me unless they want something.
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: That's a shame.
Stranger: You must feel like a real prized a**hole.
You: That's it. No one ever notices me unless they gotta **** or they need something to **** with
You: F*ck this.
You: I give you guys Jesus, and you kill him.
Stranger: Hey, don't look at me.
You: I give you guys waffles, and you give me Islam.
Stranger: Those were the Jews.
You: Screw this.
You: I'm leaving you b*tches.
You have disconnected.
 

babymomma

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Haha, I've known about Omegle for ages!

Here's one convo my friend had that I had to save.

Keep in mind that this isn't me. Its a 19 year old guy friend of mine :p.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do you have breasts?
You: Of course I do.
You: I'm God.
Stranger: Oh good.
Stranger: This will do.
You: You want some?
Stranger: This will do well.
Stranger: I don't know.
Stranger: They seem kind of daunting coming from God.
You: Well, check this out.
You: Next time you wake up, you'll have tits, my friend.
You: If you don't like 'em, just go back to sleep.
Stranger: Hey.
You: Bam. They'll be gone.
Stranger: I'm not your friend buddy.
You: I'm not your buddy, pal.
Stranger: Well I'm not your pal friend.
You: Good. I'm glad we're friends.
Stranger: But I'm not.
You: Man, this is just what I need.
Stranger: I was quite clear on that.
You: I come home from a hard day at work, and some guy I created gives me sh*t.
You: I'd send you to hell, but I'm so tired of that sh*t by now.
Stranger: Hey, New Jersey's not that bad.
You: It's just my toilet.
Stranger: Well whatever you call it, it's still not bad.
You: So what do you need? No one ever talks to me unless they want something.
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: That's a shame.
Stranger: You must feel like a real prized a**hole.
You: That's it. No one ever notices me unless they gotta **** or they need something to **** with
You: F*ck this.
You: I give you guys Jesus, and you kill him.
Stranger: Hey, don't look at me.
You: I give you guys waffles, and you give me Islam.
Stranger: Those were the Jews.
You: Screw this.
You: I'm leaving you b*tches.
You have disconnected.


OH GOD... i am SO using this. :D
 

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