From Bob: Bin Laden In Heaven

[Renee750il]

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.

There he was greeted by Geo Washington who slapped him across the face and said, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped to conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed."

Jas Madison kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense."

Thos Jefferson, John Randolph, Jas Monroe and 66 other Founding Fathers came and unleashed their anger on him.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in pain an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said to the Angel, "This isn't what you promised."

The Angel repled, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"

The ironic thing is, I'd say those Virginians wouldn't be terribly thrilled with what we've allowed to happen to those freedoms in recent history.

 

[Lilavati]

I've heard that one before, and it still makes me smile.

 

[borzoimom]

:rofl1: very good! Thank you for the morning laugh.

 

[SharkyX]

haha...
Reminds me of Family Guy

Terrorist Suicide Bombers get to heavan for his 72 virgins... walks in and it's a bunch of nerds playing dungeons and dragons online then he curses Osama.

 

[release the hounds]

I know this thread was meant to be a joke, and it was funny, but it seems Osama got exactly what he set out to do.

They hit the Trade center before to bring it down and cause a financial collapse. it didnt' work so they flew planes into it, that didn't really work. But good 'ol American Greed and a war in a country that had nothing to do with our terrorist attacks have bankrupt and ruined this country financially. I bet he's happy as a clam in his cave somewhere.

I think people have lost sight of that, their goal was financial ruin, and here we sit. GW can talk all he wants about us not being attacked since, it appears we didn't need to be.

 

[CanadianK9]

Tons of soldiers, billions upon bilions of dollars spent in to the military, a superpower when it comes to country military power......and they cant find one man

Is it just me or does it just seem like they just dont WANT to find him?

 

[iwantmypup]

Of course they don't want to.



Okay I stop.

 

[Renee750il]

Tons of soldiers, billions upon bilions of dollars spent in to the military, a superpower when it comes to country military power......and they cant find one man

Is it just me or does it just seem like they just dont WANT to find him?

YA THINK?

I mean, how hard is it to find one guy who is WELL over the normal height of the population he's mingled with, whose face is all over the media - perhaps one of the most well known in the world today, who is dragging a dialysis machine around with him?

 

[borzoimom]

I guess it would be hard to find someone hiding in caves...or a sand dune. or maybe a make shift hut.. Or he is already dead ..

 

[Jules]

THAT is funny!

I would say, they know exactly where he is.

 

[CanadianK9]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w57JLmY5dmw

 

[Lilavati]

YA THINK?

I mean, how hard is it to find one guy who is WELL over the normal height of the population he's mingled with, whose face is all over the media - perhaps one of the most well known in the world today, who is dragging a dialysis machine around with him?

Pretty hard if he is staying in a cave, or a hut, in one of the least developed areas on earth, surrounded by armed men, and with the loyalty (or at least the fear) of the local population. The only way we'll find him is if someone tells us where he is . . . which with current political realities, not to mention our lack of people who speak the languages, isn't surprising.

Our best bet is to track those diaysis supplies . . .on the other hand, many of them would fit in a backpack.