Dear Allergies,

[shadowfacedanes]

I cough and I sneeze
Like I have a disease
When the pollen tickles my nose

I take two more pills
Of the pink Benedryl
That leaves me almost comatose

My face feels all puffy
My head feels like stone
Oh why won't stupid allergies
Just leave me alone.

/whine

Did I mention Benedryl makes me loopie?

 

[Barb04]

Oh, you dedicated this to me! Except I take Alavert.

 

[Renee750il]

Good poem, Shadow

Now . . . get yourself some local RAW honey and eat a tablespoon or so a day. It won't help a lot this year, but it will in the long haul.

 

[shadowfacedanes]

None of the local honey men have their signs out yet. The farmer's market opens soon though. I will totally be there. I always get raw honey for the dogs. I'm not much of a honey person myself, but I should be. I know the stuff is amazing.

This time of year is just brutal. The weather has been beautiful, so I've been leaving the windows open. When I wake up in the mornings, I'm a mess. And my stomach still gets sore if I cough or sneeze...so allergies are doubly evil this year. :thumbdown:

 

[Renee750il]

For the time being, try Allegra. But only during the day. Stick to your Benadryl at night, lol!

 

[maxfox426]

Here is my version:

Dear Allergies,

You suck.

No love, Cynthia


I think your poem is WAY better. :rofl1: