"12 Puppy days Til Christmas ... "

[borzoimom]

( saw this on another forum and roared with laugher.. Never saw it before..)
12 Puppy Days Til' Christmas

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12 Puppy day to Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Seven s***** of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven s***** of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven s***** of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven s***** of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Eleven unwrapped presents
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven s***** of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
A dozen puppy kisses And I forgot all about the other
eleven days.
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[~Jessie~]

Too bad there aren't 17 days... then there could be 17 OTCH's!

 

[Maxy24]

^^^ Was that really necessary?

Very cute poem, I could use some puppy kisses

 

[Giny]

I thought this post was about the movie The 12 Dogs of Christmas. I really want to see that movie some day...it was made here not too far from where I live.

 

[bubbatd]

That was so cute !!!! One Christmas we had 8 pups ready to go home ( our Bushwacker was one of the litter ) and what fun it was !!

 

[borzoimom]

I never saw this poem before and absolutely loved it! Its like welcome to Christmas with a puppy.. lol.. From one that had to use x-pens around trees for so long it was a riot to read.

 

[wishbone]

Cool one, pretty lovely.

 

[Shadow945]

is anyone doing stocking stuffers for their dogs? I was thinking maybe filling one with healthy stuff like Bright Bites dental treats (which he'll think are regular treats anyways)