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    Eating the Dog

    Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs. "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior...
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    How To Photograph A New Puppy

    1. Remove film from box and load camera. 2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash. 3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. 4. Choose a suitable background for photo. 5. Mount camera on tripod and focus. 6. Find puppy and take dirty sock...
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    No Dogs Allowed

    A guy wanted to take his Chihuahua into a restaurant with him, so he put on dark glasses and "tapped" his way into the establishment. The waiter said "Hey!, you can't bring a dog in here." The man indignantly claimed "I'm blind! ... this is my Seeing Eye dog!" "You're trying to tell me" said...
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    Dog's Live Here

    A Cute Poem I found online! undefinedIf you don't want to be greeted with paws and swinging tails, Don't come inside because dogs live here. If you don't like the feel of a cold nose or wet tongue, Don't come inside because dogs live here. If you don't want to step over many scattered...
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    Doggie picture

    Hi! How do you get a picture next to your name? I tried to put one on and it won't let me.?
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    Notice to people who visit my home.

    1. The dog's lives here. You don't. 2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 3. Yes, they have some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What's your point? 4. OF COURSE they smell like a dog. 5. It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please...
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    Letter to My Dogs

    Dear Dogs, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a pawprint in the...
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    Sleeping with a Dog

    Whoever said, "LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE" didn't sleep with dogs. The first thing you discover when you bring a dog into your bed is the striking difference in weight between an alert, awake dog and a dog at rest. Rule #1: The deeper the sleep the heavier the dog. Most people who sleep with...
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    Puppy Litter

    I was wondering if anyone has used the Puppy littler box system? I have 4 Chihuahua's who are inside dogs and was thinking about trying it out and was wondering if it works or not? Please let me know if you have tried it and if it worked? Thanks a lot!! :confused:
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    Dog Photo Contest

    HI! :p We are starting a new Cute Puppy contest on our website! Send in pictures of your cute puppy or dogs! Go to our website and check it out! There will be monthly prizes to the winners! Make sure you read the Rules page before entering! Thanks! :cool:
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    Hello there! I am new here!

    Hi there! I am new here and I must say I am already enjoying this site! I just uploaded some pictures last night and am waiting for them to be approved! This is a pretty cool site! I am glad I found it! Well so far we have 4 Chihuahua's. They are wonderful. We love them to death. We have a zoo...