Mommy is making me tell you how I am sneaky and evil. And greedy.
Mommy brought her backpack to the couch and left it open. Of course I could smell the food inside her bag! But I knew I had to trick Mommy by not letting her know I knew there was food in there! It was very very hard but I controlled myself! See, I knew Mommy would soon go take her bath! As soon as I heard the water, I stuck my head into the bag and pulled out the bag with the food in it....I knew I had to work fast! I had to be able to chew a hole into the clear thing to get to the food!
Then was able to get to the food and started to eat it--yum! Mommy started calling my name--usually I'll come up to Mommy when she's lying in the water and give her kisses and hang around. I knew I had to go see Mommy in case she suspected I was up to no good--and she would be right! I went in and gave her a few kisses and ran back out! I knew I only had a little bit of time before Mommy would come out. I tried to nibble off as much as I could! Mommy came out and found me with the food and yelled at me. And that is how I am sneaky and evil and greedy.