The Adopt a New Member Project

noludoru

Bored Now.
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To be fair, the noobs should inform prospective adoptive members of their more *endearing* traits to assure more mutual compatibility . . .

Pissiness
Threadjacking tendencies
Guttermind
House/forum trained? (Do you like to *mark* on threads?
Crotch sniffer?
Hyper-active or Forum potato?
Happy over-achieving licker or fear biter who needs socialization?
Never-met-a-stranger or wary of strangers?
Dominance behaviors?

:D
ROFL!

I, um, can check way too many of those.
 

drmom777

Bloody but Unbowed
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Whoa now....just *wanting* to adopt a new member doesn't mean you can just claim one! We have a very strict screening policy, thank you very much!

-How many hours a day can you spend with your Noob?
-Do you have a fenced yard?
-What Noobs have you had in the past? What happened to them, if they're no longer with you?
-Noobs are living creatures with feeling and needs. Are you prepared to provide for them?
-Do you plan to do any activities with your Noob, such as agility, Schutzhund or dock diving?

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just out of curiosity, ummmm........ does beer pong count as an activity?
 
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