To be fair, the noobs should inform prospective adoptive members of their more *endearing* traits to assure more mutual compatibility . . .
House/forum trained? (Do you like to *mark* on threads?
Hyper-active or Forum potato?
Happy over-achieving licker or fear biter who needs socialization?
Never-met-a-stranger or wary of strangers?
Whoa now....just *wanting* to adopt a new member doesn't mean you can just claim one! We have a very strict screening policy, thank you very much!
-How many hours a day can you spend with your Noob?
-Do you have a fenced yard?
-What Noobs have you had in the past? What happened to them, if they're no longer with you?
-Noobs are living creatures with feeling and needs. Are you prepared to provide for them?
-Do you plan to do any activities with your Noob, such as agility, Schutzhund or dock diving?