Melissa looks like a mermaid. (Fun game)

[keyodie]

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

--INTENDED FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE. *looks at you suspiciously*--

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Melissa needs to take a break. (Yay!)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Melissa looks like mermaid. (...I do?)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Melissa says : Fireman Suck! (O_O)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: What Melissa wants, of course, is everything but sex.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Melissa does 100 lawyers. (HOLY &#$@! Contradiction, much?)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Melissa hates you on Flickr. (Who's you?)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Melissa asks Leo to prom.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Melissa goes nuts.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Did they eat it? Melissa likes it, everyone else gags.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Melissa eats the pubic hair. (WTF!!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Melissa wears her gift pictures from reunions. (Huh?)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Melissa arrested for getting naked on Yahoo! video. (X_X First the lawyers, then the pubic hair, now this?!)

 

[Punkygirl0101]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Melanie needs to accept that no one is self-sufficient all the time, and to be gentler with her "childish" emotional needs and wants. lol

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Melanie Looks like an old Lady

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Melanie says all things should end with a smile

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: melanie wants genuine female friends

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Melanie does the dishes (ROFL, it is a Youtube video too! LOL)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Melanie hates herself

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Melanie asks if anyone has a pamphlet from a previous Olympiad

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: melanie goes home

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Melanie likes to complain, a lot! (I couldn't put the first one there was, it was...bad



Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: melanie eats a 17 year old cicada

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Melanie wears a crown in London

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A:Melanie was arrested for some drug connections (LOL)

 

[mrose_s]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Maggie needs an alibi

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Maggie looks like it makes a really good picture (??)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Maggie Says, Pets in the News

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: maggie wants. (in no particular order . 1. do a southeast asia tour 2. bungee jumping 3. diving the tubattaha reef

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Extreme maggie takes triple dog dare of doing the polar bear (LOL...what?)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Maggie hates baths becuase she REALLY hates the hair dryer (why do so many of these seem to refer to dogs)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Maggie asks Marlena how Mickey is doing (havn't thought about them in a while)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Maggie goes national in dog competition (yeah... it is a really popular name for dogs isn't it)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Maggie Likes To Play With Knives (yeah... I like that one)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Maggie gets Pho to go and eats it for the first time. (whats pho)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Maggie wears a babushka (yeah, I'm wearing one right now...)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Maggie has been arrested for three felonies and 75 misdemeanors, including 19 prostitution busts
(that was the first one but I don't know if it counts, the only other one that might work is)
Maggie's drinking increased, and was arrested when she had an accident with Janice in her car
(or)
Maggie Laughlin, 23, Arrested for Alleged Sexual Relationship With 9th Grade Boy
(either way... not looking good)

 

[SizzleDog]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Leah needs more DOMESTIC wine

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Leah looks like a misplaced "Midwest farmer's daughter."

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Leah says d*mn you Yahoo!

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE because she is on an emotional roller coaster and has no boyfriend to call her and her big boobs are sore and she isn't lying, it's the truth okay that one made me chuckle

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Leah does The Worm!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Leah hates photos. talk about backwards...

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Leah asks: Would you rather be named Perseverence Thistle or Crystal Peppermint?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Leah goes home.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Leah likes it HOT!

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Leah eats grasshoppers.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Leah wears an armadillo on her head. This one made me chuckle too!

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Leah was arrested for breaking the window of a car belonging to a police commander. Not the sharpest crayon in the shed... this one made me laugh out loud...

 

[Renee750il]

Talk about a slick way for Google to pad their usage :rofl1:

 

[SisMorphine]

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

--INTENDED FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE. *looks at you suspiciously*--

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Alyssa needs to learn to be a better bitch

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Alyssa looks like Audrey Hepburn when she was Alyssa's age

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Alyssa says it all.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Alyssa wants a bagel

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Alyssa does "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Alyssa hates myspace (that one is actually true!)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Alyssa asks about his memory

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Alyssa goes for a swim

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Alyssa likes to eat flowers

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Alyssa eats an egg

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Alyssa wears nothing

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Alyssa was arrested for indecent exposure.

 

[Renee750il]

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Alyssa wears nothing

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Alyssa was arrested for indecent exposure.

Okay, does Google KNOW something you haven't shared with us? :rofl1:

 

[iwantmypup]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Alexandra needs to overcome the fear of her journey, but seeing her do just that isn't rewarding

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: [This is what] Alexandra looks like when she eats her finger.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Alexandra Says Delicious puts the social in social bookmarking

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Alexandra wants the camera!

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Alexandra Does Not Approve

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Alexandra hates every thing about it

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: ALEXANDRA ASKS LOYALTY FOR SON And, "from the Depth of Her Broken Heart," Begs Nation's Prayers

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Alexandra goes to school!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Alexandra likes to travel
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Alexandra eats the dogs food

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: alexandra wears P R A D A on purevolumeâ„¢

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Alexandra Paul Arrested in Protest

 

[iluvdogs]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A:Laura needs botox

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A:Laura looks like a primary school teacher

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A:Laura Says Stop the Whining!

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A:Laura wants to have sex in the dining room and is caught naked

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A:Laura Does Dallas

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A:Laura hates her pedicure she had today !

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A:Laura' asks for privacy while son is probed..( eeeww )

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A:Laura Goes Ape!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A:Laura likes to watch the boys play

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A:Laura Eats twinkies for Jesus

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A:Laura Wears Jock Strap ( HA-HA )

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Laura: Arrested for Indecent Behavior With Kids

LOL..This was fun!!

 

[Maxy24]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Erin needs a drink

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Erin looks like harry potter on drugs

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Erin says... "sit" happens!

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Erin wants a story

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Erin does not live here anymore.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Erin hates whores (named Chad)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Erin asks 'How do you Goodwill?'

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: ERIN GOES BLUE

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Erin Likes Corn.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Erin eats healthy!?!

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Erin Wears Prada

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Erin was arrested for public intoxication

 

[mrose_s]

me thinks it is Renee's turn yes?

 

[Renee750il]

I'm supposed to be getting ready to go to the store, lol . . . just popping in and out of here while I'm putting it off, errr, getting ready

 

[Zoom]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Stephanie needs some help. immediately under that was "Stephanie died from Ritalin".

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Stephanie looks like she belongs on the cover of a magazine this was the first "family friendly" one I got to...OMG on some other ones!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Stephanie says that she wants to know why it's thought she's the door...she can't be the room.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Stephanie wants to know about my Gangsta Rappin'

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Stephanie does not REALLY think she's getting married.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: But Stephanie hates guns - she keeps her .38 in a cookie jar.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Stephanie asks “Do you talk just to hear yourself speak?â€

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Stephanie goes commando!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Stephanie loves Omarion so much that she rips his head off some lame movie poster.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Stephanie eats strained peaches.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Stephanie wears men’s underwear in public. Wait a minute...

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Stephanie was arrested for suspicion of methamphetamine possession

 

[CharlieDog]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Kimberly needs all five of her riders around her at all times! That's right!... Wait... What?

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Kimberly looks like a sweetie Why thank you!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Kimberly Says Raaawr I do!

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Kimberly wants a snack! D*mn straight! I want a MEAL!

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Kimberly does not post school visits on the schedule page. Sure don't

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Kimberly hates you Again, who's you??

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Kimberly asks apprehensively of a dumbstruck Jeff. ''It's just for a little while.'' Uhhhh, Whut?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Kimberly goes on a huge rant Not recently anyway, lol

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Kimberly likes the beach Why yes, yes I do

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Kimberly eats her cereal Really though, I hardly ever eat cereal

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Kimberly wears pantyhose I hate pantyhose, why would I do that?

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A : Kimberly was arrested for felony assault Dang, you caught me!

 

[PWCorgi]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Lauren needs attention.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Lauren looks like Buffy. (this was also the second and third, WTH? I do not!)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Lauren says Shaq's the man!

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Lauren wants to help Payton Manning pop his cherry. :rofl1:

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Lauren does Paris. (considering the site, I don't think they are talking about the city, )

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Lauren hates the web these days.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Lauren asks, am I black enough for ya? :yikes:

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Lauren goes clubbin'

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Lauren likes to bounce.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Lauren eats herself round. yea...

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Lauren wears this gray dress during her short stint working for Marc Jacobs.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Lauren was arrested for inciting a riot.

 

[Angel Chicken]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Laura needs confirmation that the author of sentence # 10 is not in the business of teaching writing skills to impressionable children.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Laura looks like a primary school teacher

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: What Laura Says Thinks And Feels

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Laura wants to drape her leg over the shoulder of the boy in front of her, to show off her bruises, but Nick warns against it.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Laura Does Atlanta.... ouch

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Laura hates cereal.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Laura asks Helena what her plans for Lucky are

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Laura goes to Ireland

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Laura likes to talk on the phone with her friends.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Laura Eats Cheerios

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Laura Wears Jock Strap

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Laura was arrested for murdering Frank's son Damian (You got that right... I'm hardcore!)

 

[Miss Jack]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Catherine needs to put her everyday chair in the car when she drives, she still prefers a rigid chair to a folding chair (any chair will do me)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Catherine maybe little but she packs a punch (that's me)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Catherine says Come To Seventh Heaven on Sunday (only on Sundays though)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Catherine wants to Be Treated Like Royalty. (but of coarse)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Catherine does tie qwan doe (so watch your step)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Catherine hates her video (What video?)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A:Catherine asks one of Kirks kids, "Who's your daddy?" (Don't know who the kids are let alone the daddy)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Catherine goes tranny. (I know I'm not looking my best today but...!)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Catherine likes her job very much. ......... (The day I've had NO!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Catherine eats raw Meat (not today thank you)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Catherine wears a yellow buttoned T-shirt (at least I'm wearing something)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: A terrified Catherine was arrested for treason (off with my head?)​

 

[skittledoo]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Amber needs to go and, as the toilet is locked, she pees a lake on the garage ()

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: HAhahaha Amber looks like she's about to strangle Jenn

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Amber says she was surprised. “I’ve always wanted to be a professional soccer player." (no... I don't believe so)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Amber wants to try the pole in private (ohhhh yeaaa)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Amber does her usual thing with her husband from Torrent Reactor torrents (I'm married???)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Amber hates when people are in her house or her yard and she gets very protective (to the point where she will bite) ..... (looks like the truth comes out)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Amber asks Ted to give her a kiss, but Ted tells her he s too busy. Then he feels guilty and goes to her. But suddenly, they 're not alone! (oh god... it must be Fred?)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Amber Goes Topless (uh oh?)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Amber likes demon marshmallows and spicy Nachos YUM YUM

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: amber eats amanda out.... (err... when did I do that?)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Amber wears hip-hugger bell-bottoms which she hikes up as she runs, and this, along with the clunky sandals, slows her

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Amber got arrested for stealing shampoo