- TwaLIHJSKLN;lkspfdfrO{gO
DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgROo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS, … (Too Darn
Hard to Type With Paws)
- Butt-sniffing
is more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
- Annoyed
by the lack of a Newsgroups entitled "alt.pictures.master's.leg"
- Saliva-coated
mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
- SIT
and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question.
- SmellU-SmellME
communications software is still in beta testing.
- The
barking keeps activating voice recognition software.
- 'Cause
dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats on the other hand...
- Three
words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
- They
are awaiting the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
- Still
trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
- Not
at all fooled by the Chuckwagon screen saver.
- Keep
bruising their noses trying to fetch that MPEG Frisbee.
- Involuntary
tail wagging is a dead giveaway that they're browsing www.pethouse.com
instead of working.
- Fire
hydrant icon is simply frustrating.
- Can't
help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail".
- Too
difficult to "mark" every Web site they visit.
- Hard
to read the monitor with their heads cocked to one side.
- FETCH
command not available on all platforms.
- Can't
Stick their heads out of Windows '98.
(Author Unknown)
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