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#21
04-14-2005, 07:29 PM
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 Westie: Show me the treats first. Pointer: There's the light bulb...I see it....I see it...I see it.... Greyhound: If it isn't moving I'm not going to do anything with it.
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#22
04-14-2005, 08:26 PM
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| What about one for a Great Dane? I'm not good with jokes so if anyone thinks of one... 
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#23
04-14-2005, 08:33 PM
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| How about Great Dane: Do any of you need to reach the lightbulb by climbing on my back??????????? I found it on another website...shhh 
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#24
04-14-2005, 09:16 PM
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| Newfoundland: sorry I broke the lightbulb with my tail
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#26
04-15-2005, 01:13 AM
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| ROFLMAO! I can see that one, Grammy!
__________________ We are all human, we all should be able to live, work and die where we want to. Buckshot The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. ~ Albert Einstein To be patriotic, hate all nations but your own; to be religious, all sects but your own; to be moral, all pretences but your own. -Lionel Strachey, writer and translator (1864-1927) Best Bumper Sticker Ever: "So Who Lit the Fuse on Your Tampon?" http://www.mastiff-forum.com/ http://www.freeouroboros.com/ |
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#27
04-15-2005, 06:19 AM
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| Bloodhound: Where's that lightbulb, i'm going to seek it out and then i'm going to rescue the old one!!
__________________ Secondhand Dog(s) Owners! The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch |
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#28
04-24-2005, 04:17 PM
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| I think the more accurate Chihuahua saying would be: My bark is b-b-bigger than my b-b-bite, and I will SCARE the lightbulb back into the screw!... If I can s-s-stand still l-l-l-o-n-n-ng enough! BARK!! 
__________________ My angel, my best friend, my Roxy Mae. There are no words to describe what you meant to me. RIP bebe. "A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast." Proverbs 12:10 http://www.petfinder.com |
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#29
04-24-2005, 04:25 PM
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| The cat (any breed): You want to me to do what?? Wait... you want me to move out of this sunny spot on the floor? The Chow: But I just moved last night! And I can't do it unless my owner tells me too. The Shih-Tzu: I would be happy to do it if it will make you happy! Because I am happy. And beautiful, but can't forget happy! Pekingnese: I would pick it up for you, but my face is too flat to do so... Therefore, I am going to get my hair done. Good Luck! Pit Bull: Does my owner want me to? If so, I will go fetch it and put it in, all while smiling and showing my gorgeous white smile.
__________________ My angel, my best friend, my Roxy Mae. There are no words to describe what you meant to me. RIP bebe. "A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast." Proverbs 12:10 http://www.petfinder.com |
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#30
04-24-2005, 07:54 PM
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| heres another one for a pittie but all i want to do is sleep mama the onlything ill do is cuddle it *snore* lol
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