The Which Is Your Dog Thread

Weell, I only have two dogs, but I'm doin' it.

The Laziest: Fozzie... to the nth degree.
The Shyest: Gonzo
The Most Loving: Gonzo... not in a cuddly sense, but he truly loves me most.
The Most Energetic: Gonzo!
The Most Likely To Beg For Treats: Fozzie!
The Most Likely To Want To Be Petted: Gonzo. Especially his rump.
The Most Toy Obsessed: Gonzo. Fozzie is obsessed with lasers, though.
The Sweetest: Umm... in general... Fozzie
The Meanest: This saddens me to say, but, Gonzo. He isn't exactly friendly toward people he doesn't know/trust, sometimes.
The Most Likely To Get Dirty: Fozzie. His stomache is like 4 inches from the ground!
The Most Likely To Stay Clean: Gonzo. He's my prissy man!
The Drama Queen: Oh, Fozzie. Very dramatic and occasionally pissy.
The Most Playful: Gonzo. If he likes another dog, he will play infinitely with them.
The Most Annoying: Gonzo. He's very demanding/difficult, in many, many ways.
The Loudest: Gonzo. He shrieks like a banshee when he and Fozzie play.
The Quietest: Fozzie... unless he's in SA mode!
The Most Likely To Give You The Evil Eye: Fozzie. Fuhsho.
The Most Likely To Plot To Kill You In Your Sleep: Fozzie... if I didn't give him his bedtime cookie, I would probably never wake up!
The Most Likely To Run For President: Gonzo... he would probably run as an independent, and get his @ss kicked.
The Most Likely To Eat Your Pickles: Fozzie would, has, and will! Whole ones even.

Which of your dogs are the following:

The Laziest: Barret - too lazy to get up for breakfast
The Shyest: Barret - anti-social
The Most Loving: Vito - a Jack Russell lap dog
The Most Energetic: Vito - He's a Jack Russell!
The Most Likely To Beg For Treats: Vito & Barret - both are beggars
The Most Likely To Want To Be Petted: Vito - wants all the attention
The Most Toy Obsessed: VITO - especially obsessed with laser pointer
The Sweetest: Vito - maybe
The Meanest: Barret - grumpy is a better word - don't go near his food
The Most Likely To Get Dirty: VITO (Jack Russell) - loves to wallow in dirt
The Most Likely To Stay Clean: Barret (as opposed to Vito)
The Drama Queen: ?? - don't have any "queens"
The Most Playful: Vito - shoves toys in our hands to play with him
The Most Annoying: Vito - bugs us to play with him when we're busy
The Loudest: Barret - hurts my ears
The Quietest: ?? - both bark a lot when they hear a noise
The Most Likely To Give You The Evil Eye: Barret - the grumpy one
The Most Likely To Plot To Kill You In Your Sleep: Barret
The Most Likely To Run For President: Vito - he'd probably win
The Most Likely To Eat Your Pickles: Vito - most likely to eat anything


I only have two dogs.