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Old 08-19-2005, 01:59 PM
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New Dog Breeds Recognized by AKC

The following new combination dog breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly (I think this is what I have )

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Bull..... Oh, never mind
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Old 08-19-2005, 02:59 PM
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hahahahaha very funny
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Old 08-19-2005, 04:09 PM
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good one
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We need to add those to our list http://www.chazhound.com/forums/show...3&page=1&pp=10
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Old 08-20-2005, 11:17 AM
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Oh Renee, that Harrier Plotter one is so bad it's genius! Incidentially, I just finished watching "The Sorcerer's Stone" this morning
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Old 08-21-2005, 10:22 PM
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Here's one to go with Renee's:

Poodle + Pug + Maltese = Muggles
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Hee hee! made me chuckle!
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Cute!
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lol. That made me laugh.
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