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Old 03-17-2009, 10:54 PM
draimbita draimbita is offline
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Default TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:23 PM
Earneweuronge Earneweuronge is offline
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Default Nice post.

Nice post.
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:54 PM
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How about an introduction about you and your dogs ?? We enjoy jokes , but love to meet our newbies !
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Old 04-08-2009, 01:03 AM
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It is nice post.Welcome to forum, I hope you enjoy here.
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