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Old 02-27-2009, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Gypsydals View Post
I won't even tell you my husbands excuse not to touch Ivan in that area. *rolls eyes*
I'm having a hard time with Slade and the judges' "junk examinations" in the ring. So I'm on a quest to desensitize him. I'm forever asking the bf to mock examine him to help with the process. He refuses.

Me: "Come over here and touch his junk, would ya?"

Him: "Um, no?"

Me: "Common! It's not a big deal! I just need you to cup his nutters - just for a second!"

Him: "Hell no."

Me: "Pleeeeeaaaaaassssse?! They're just little baby ones! They're not even gross!"

Him: "Fondle his balls yourself! I'm not doing it! Ew!"

Me: "I already know he'll let ME touch them! I touch them all the time!"

Him: "You are so far beyond the crazy dog lady. *gives me weird look* You're lucky you're hot enough to overshadow the weird."


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Old 02-27-2009, 02:03 AM
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Pretty much what my hubby did/does. Mine tells me I am not going to get freaky with the dog. SIGHSSSSSSSS. Men I don't get them.

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Old 02-27-2009, 06:24 AM
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Morrie will rub himself on us - drives me freaking nuts! (No pun intended!) But he's not big on humping other then when there's a female in heat. He will mark in the house though, makes me crazy!

I don't like to have intact males, but I'm not really a male dog person anyway. I work better with female furpeople, and male people. lol

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Old 02-27-2009, 08:35 AM
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I'll send Blaze over. he is a perfect gentlmen in every way. Plus he wears thick pants you cant see a thing lol
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Old 02-27-2009, 10:41 AM
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Old 02-27-2009, 04:03 PM
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Spanky is the master at rubbing his balls on people. He comes up to them, looking like he wants his butt scratched, so they'll scratch his bum, then he'll ever so slowly stand up on his tippy toes and bam! You just touched his testicles.

He really enjoys it too. It cracks me up. People are always asking me what in the heck my Border Collie is doing (he backs up towards people, butt in the air). I grin like a mad woman 'cause I know what is to come. Sneaky, sneaky Spanky.
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Old 02-27-2009, 05:45 PM
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I've had many intact males and none did this ! Wierd !
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Old 02-27-2009, 06:59 PM
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LOL. Jonathan will call me if he is bathing kiana so I can clean her you know what He says he is not in to touching female doggy parts.
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Old 02-27-2009, 07:00 PM
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I wonder if us girls are not as worried about it because we're the ones getting stuck changing baby diapers and stuff, lol.
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Old 02-27-2009, 07:05 PM
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I'm sure I'll have many, many stories of needing help with exams...and Jeremy refusing LOL!

The silly part about that he's not worried about GIRL parts getting rubbed IN HIS FACE....(Noodle!) He's worried about equipment that HE has getting rubbed on him.

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