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Old 02-13-2009, 10:27 PM
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Hmm That could explain the difficulty in ascertaining the proper substrate for the sow to farrow on.
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Old 02-13-2009, 10:39 PM
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Well agents.. I am closing up for the night.. The pug/dog DNA is sitting in lysis buffer over night. I am locking up. Mia is still in the bathroom but I can't seem to get her out.

Top Agent L.. have a good nights rest you deserve it!

HRH Pissica Pissypants> I shall have your results in the morning.

Ass. > when ever you show up.. please run the samples in the fridge through the mass spectrometer please, the protocol is on your desk. We do need to have a talk about your attendance. Oh and can you see if you can find the keys to the bathroom if Mia is still in there?

Locking up now.. see you all later.
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Old 02-14-2009, 08:25 AM
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*unlocks and turns on the lights*

Is Mia still locked in the restroom?

Bah-- I'll wait for Zed to let her out.

Oh, I brought Starbucks and doughnuts!
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Old 02-14-2009, 08:53 AM
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You're no fun, Agent L.
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Old 02-14-2009, 10:00 AM
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Sorry there seems to be a technical issue with our equipment and someone has sabotaged our badges.. please be patient... oh and if anyone sees Mia please keep her for observation I have a new theory!
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Old 02-14-2009, 10:14 AM
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Am I still a witless victim?

The villian must have gave me stuff so I'd forget it all, because I dont remember a thing!
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Old 02-14-2009, 10:17 AM
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Don't worry Ali.. I have some breaking news and you are CRITICAL to everyones survival! Please sit down and have a donut. Agent L and my Ass. seem to still be fine (or as fine as they ever are) so I don't think Starbucks has been compromised.
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Old 02-14-2009, 10:20 AM
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OKay, I will do. Thanks for the donut. I'm glad that your Ass is fine, after all of this crazyness, I was worried.
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Old 02-14-2009, 10:50 AM
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Ok agents for those of you who are joining us now here is a recap of the situation!

One of our agents, code named DarkChild was found out by the purp under surveillance. Since our cover is was blown we called in all our agents to the scene. Special agent L-code name Angel Chicken was in charge. We were joined by Agent J-code name MyHorseMyRules and Agent C-code name ACooper (though there was some confusion as Grab01 was also claiming to be Agent C)

I as the forensic specialist was getting swamped and needed an Ass. Nolu Stepped into the role.

There is some mysterious agent B that the perp claims to have seen.. if anyone knows or has heard of someone calling themself agent B please report that to me or Special Agent L

There seemed to be some indication that Her Royal Highness Pissica Pissypants was being held hostage by the perp. There was some suspicious correspondence that seemed to be code words from HRH.

Ali showed up claiming to have vital information so we took her to the break room (code name chat room) where she started to feel ill and fainted. Baxter showed up claiming to represent Ali. Her behaviour was suspicious so we held her for questioning. She refused to co operate and would not pee in the cup.

PW showed up and by her appearance seemed to be under the influence of some substance. She too refused to pee in the cup and ran off. AGENTS if you see this Pdubya character she must be brought in at all costs!!

Someone posing as Agent Vjj showed up but she is really the Arch Criminal Mastermind Vjj and has her nasty spiders at her beck and call. We fought off her vile arachnoids and she ran off. We are not sure at this time what role she has in this current case. Only time will tell.

There seems to be some confusion as to whether the crime involves piglets or puppies. There seems to be some very strange things going on here.

Special Agent L disappeared suddenly from a conference call after siteing technical issues. Shortly there after Someone posing as agent Q-code name Eddieq showed up saying he was from B.O.O.B.S. claiming our leader was fine but in P.O.O.P.s. As he seemed to know what was going on and we were having a serious policing problem we made him acting P.I.M.P until agent L came back. As our P.I.M.P he kept us busy dealing with T.I.T.s and S.H.I.T and other organizations. He let spill our most covert operatives .. those ones with D.O.U.C.H.C.A.N.O.E. That should have been our warning.

Under his guidance we deputized Snip to go deal with the FORESKIN and CIRCUMCISION issues. I am not sure if Snip is working with Mr Q or not. I do have some results which should be ready shortly that may indicate he was indeed colluding with our former P.I.M.P.

Results came in showing that people had been affected by T.R.O.L.L serum which is very dangerous. There is no cure currently but I am working on that. Ali is critical to my research. Your priorities are to keep our Witless safe at all times. Mia showed up seeming very much under the control of the serum. Her whereabouts have not been verified and should be considered a priority. She was last seen headed into the bathroom with a pee cup.

As soon as the fake agent Q was ran off Special Agent L showed up again to take control of the scene.

That is where we left it.

Ass. I need you in the lab. Agent L and others I should have a report for you soon.
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Old 02-14-2009, 11:15 AM
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and brought home the pregnant girl and her boyfriend
You sure don't sound like a reputable breeder with the terms you use. Her boyfriend?

And as for agent talk, consider me Agent M.
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