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Old 08-07-2008, 05:31 PM
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I am laughing my arse off...that story was written by a funny person LOL. What a strange strange world we live in, folks!
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Lowering the Bar is pretty much "News of the Wierd" for lawyers . . . so its pretty darn funny.
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I'm sorry I ate so many crackers before reading that.
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:46 AM
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Hey guys. Even creepy people have dogs....

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Old 08-08-2008, 08:16 AM
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The woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists flatly denied early Thursday that she was a bail jumper accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping a male Mormon missionary more than 30 years ago in Surrey, England.
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Cloned-Dog Owner Denies She is Actually Mormon Sex Kidnapper
What is wrng with these two quotes? See, where I come from, THAT MEANS YOU ARE A RAPIST. Not a "sex kidnapper." Sex is consensual. Rape is not. The fact that she kidnapped him and chained him to a bed is more than enough indication that the correct word to use for this article is "rape." Also, the part about him pressing charges for sexual assault. That should give some sort of clue as to the correct word to use.

Dumbass reporters. It's not SEX it's RAPE and I am sick and tired of seeing articles like this. No, because she is a woman does not mean she cannot be a rapist. Urgh. Do articles that say "sex" instead of rape make the paper sell better or something?

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Old 08-08-2008, 08:42 AM
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What is wrng with these two quotes? See, where I come from, THAT MEANS YOU ARE A RAPIST. Not a "sex kidnapper." Sex is consensual. Rape is not. The fact that she kidnapped him and chained him to a bed is more than enough indication that the correct word to use for this article is "rape." Also, the part about him pressing charges for sexual assault. That should give some sort of clue as to the correct word to use.

Dumbass reporters. It's not SEX it's RAPE and I am sick and tired of seeing articles like this. No, because she is a woman does not mean she cannot be a rapist. Urgh. Do articles that say "sex" instead of rape make the paper sell better or something?

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I'd agree with you, except there's some question about whether the sex part was ACTUALLY rape . . . because he was a Moron missionary, he would obviously claim that, under the circumstances. But I did think the same thing . . . shouldn't it be Mormon Rapist? But that actually is an open question. But there's no doubt that she a) kidnapped him, and b) did so to have sex with him and c) this was a very very bad thing to do.

Other than that, I love this headline. Its so weird I couldn't have made it up while drunk and pulling things out of a hat.
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Old 08-08-2008, 08:53 AM
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Wow... that's so incredibly weird.

I looove the headline, though... lmao.
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:06 AM
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as she recalled it he was "grinning like a monkey." (Tragically, she may not have realized that monkeys "grin" when they are afraid.)
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:53 AM
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Dumbass reporters. It's not SEX it's RAPE and I am sick and tired of seeing articles like this. No, because she is a woman does not mean she cannot be a rapist. Urgh. Do articles that say "sex" instead of rape make the paper sell better or something?
Actually sex kidnapper is probably more accurate...
Remember men need to be enjoying what they are doing/excited to have sex... otherwise it stays a bit more limp... so he would have had to have been enjoying/ok with it at least on some level, in order for it to really work out well for her.
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