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Old 03-13-2008, 02:00 PM
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Default A Poodle in Africa

(found while looking for photos of different poodle clips)

A Poodle in Africa
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in trouble now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on one, her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror coming over him. He slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard. "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans, and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at the poodle's maing a fool of him and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" but instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet. Just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says, "Where's that damned monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

Moral of this story....

Don't mess with old farts - - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience!

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Old 03-13-2008, 02:32 PM
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Being an old fart , I love it !!!!
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Old 03-16-2008, 09:40 AM
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that one rocks

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Old 07-01-2008, 05:07 PM
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*loved* that one!!!
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Old 07-31-2008, 10:07 PM
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Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience! - This is a quotable quote, which I find true. Ahahahahaha!

Thanks for posting this joke.
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:16 PM
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that's good joke..2 thumbs up!!
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:21 PM
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That was great....but I'm going to change the old poodle to a really old Chihuahua when tell it to my friends....if that's OK.

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Old 08-07-2008, 02:01 PM
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Loved it!!!
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:38 PM
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rofl! That's great.
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Old 08-15-2008, 11:59 AM
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Brought a smile to my face.
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