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Old 03-12-2008, 02:56 PM
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So I had to go the vet the other day for an embarrassing situation. Here’s exactly what happened…

“So what’s the problem, Bo?” the vet asked.

“I’ve been farting a lot. I mean I fart all the time,” I tell her.

She just nods, encouraging me to talk some more.

So I continue, “Luckily, my farts don’t stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I can’t stop it. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times. You didn’t hear them and you didn’t smell them, did you?”
She just says, “Hmmm,” and then picks up her pad and writes out a prescription.

What a relief, someone that can help me with my problem!

So I say, “Thanks doc. This prescription, it’s going to clear up my farts, right?”

“Well, no,” she said, “the prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test.”

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Old 03-12-2008, 05:09 PM
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That's a riot !!!!!!
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:24 PM
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Sounds a lot like a guy I used to live with . . . . .
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