 |
|
| Dog Blog New! | Dog Pictures | Dog Forum | Dog Beds | Dog Gates | |
|
#1
03-12-2008, 02:56 PM
|
|||
|
|||
Bad Air Day
So I had to go the vet the other day for an embarrassing situation. Here’s exactly what happened…
“So what’s the problem, Bo?” the vet asked. “I’ve been farting a lot. I mean I fart all the time,” I tell her. She just nods, encouraging me to talk some more. So I continue, “Luckily, my farts don’t stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I can’t stop it. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times. You didn’t hear them and you didn’t smell them, did you?” She just says, “Hmmm,” and then picks up her pad and writes out a prescription. What a relief, someone that can help me with my problem! So I say, “Thanks doc. This prescription, it’s going to clear up my farts, right?” “Well, no,” she said, “the prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test.” (more doggie news, www.boknowsonline.com, a blog by a dog for all dogs) 
|
|
#2
03-12-2008, 05:09 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
That's a riot !!!!!!
|
|
#3
03-12-2008, 08:24 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Sounds a lot like a guy I used to live with . . . . .
__________________
In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha Stupid is the most notoriously incurable and contagious disease known to mankind. If you find yourself in close proximity to someone infected with stupid, walk away as soon as said infection is noted. There are few things more nauseating than pure obedience. ~ Kvothe ***8206;"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation." — Rumi Be a god. Know when to shut up. Good Kharma Tags Felurian
|
 |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
 |
|
A light for all who are crossing dark times.
Linear Mode
