What's grosser than gross?

[houndlove]

Remember that game you used to play when you were a kid, "What's grosser than gross?"

Well, I think after all these years I finally found the answer. Read on at your own risk if you have a sensitive stomach.

I came home from work and let the dogs out in the yard. We had a cold snap and then snow and for some reason Marlowe just finds frozen (but only frozen) poop to be irresistible as an hors d'oevre. Or a main course. Or dessert. We spent an amusing 20 minutes with him running around the yard snuffling under the snow finding poop to eat and me running behind him with a bag attempting to scoop the poop.

So anyway, about 45 minutes later I hear my husband in the basement go "What is this?!?" That's never a good phrase to hear because the answer is never "A box of Godiva chocolates!" The answer is usually some sort of bodily effluvia.

I go downstairs and there is a nice pile of puked-up half-digested (or would this now be 150% digested?) poop. It smells exactly the way you would think it would. My husband flees because he's very sensitive about such things and he's more trouble to have around than help in such situations because all he does is make gagging sounds and complain. So as I'm standing there trying to figure out how the hell I'm going to clean this up, Marlowe looks at me and deposits another HUGE soupy pile of poop and other various stomach contents on the floor.

He then got a one-way ticket to the back yard (on a leash attached to the door to keep him from eating more poop because believe me, he is not bright enough to understand that the poop eating resulted in the poop puking) and I had to clean up what is easily the grossest thing I've ever come across. All I can say is that the next time I see my mom she's going to get the biggest bear hug ever for buying me a steam cleaner for Christmas. I don't know how I would have dealt with it without that.

[PoodleMommy]

ewwwwwwwwwww.

somehow those disclaimers just never keep me out of threads and I always end up regretting it.

[BoxMeIn21]

Classic.

[anna84]

Oman it's close to impossible for me to throw up but coming across that might have done the trick. Love the Godiva chocolates line by the way =)

[Baxter'smybaby]

LOL---why do dogs do that?

[noludoru]

Try several pounds of freash, green horse poop (on carpet ). Or even worse, the entire contents of a litter box - litter and all - along with seafood.

[sparks19]

LMAO... OMG I can't stop laughing.

I am very lucky that Belle hasn't decided to puke up her midnight snack after she poops in the house even though she just went out and didn't go... lol

[Renee750il]

It's not funny . . . . . but I can't stop laughing.

And it's gonna be awhile before I can look at Godiva chocolates again . . . .

[sparks19]

Originally Posted by Renee750il

It's not funny . . . . . but I can't stop laughing.

And it's gonna be awhile before I can look at Godiva chocolates again . . . .

I disagree....

it is HILARIOUS ... but only because it didn't happen to me lol

[bubbatd]

Thank you dear Ollie for not doing this to Grammy !!