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Old 07-31-2004, 10:38 AM
MeatyTreats MeatyTreats is offline
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Default Does Your Dog Own You?

Does Your Dog Own You?
See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog.

* You believe every dog is a lap dog.

* You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.

* You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.

* No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dogs).

* You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.

* You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.

* You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.

* You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.

* You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.

* When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.

* You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.

* You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.

* If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.

* You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.

* You let the neighbor dog sleep over.

* Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.

* Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.

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Old 08-03-2004, 05:22 AM
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milo milo is offline
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yer thats sounds right ha ha me and my dog is always like that! i really like that (joke) coz its real any way that was a good one
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Old 08-11-2004, 10:50 PM
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Yes that is me. Brady's "girlfriend" always is welcome in my home. I also may possibly have as many(or more) conversations with Brady as I do my husband (but he is such a good listener----Brady) I probably would sit on the floor if Brady got my spot, but really we SHARE the big couch - my husband either gets the small one or goes upstairs to sit at the computer.
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