Fetching Tags... Need Help!

Eventually I'm going to get Ronin and Ilsa some tags from Fetching Tags. ( www.fetchingtags.net ) However, I'm having trouble figuring out what phrases to put on the tags. I have a few ideas...

Ideas for Ilsa:
THE ENFORCER - because she's top dog here, and she keeps the others in line!
OFFICIAL TASTE TESTER - because she is... whether we like it or not.
LAND SHARK - another food reference. It only seems right to have her tag be food related.
I BARK FOR THEE - she is a barker, no doubt about it.



Ideas for Ronin: (they're all Japanese references, since his name is Japanese)
DON'T NEED NO DAIMYO - the daimyo were the feudal lords in Japan... and Ronin were masterless samurai.
GOMEN NASAI! - basically means "pardon me!". Ronin is a bull in a china shop!
ABUNAI! - basically Japanese for "Watch out!"... see above.

I love "The Enforcer"! That would certainly get my vote.

Meg has one from them that says "Touch Junkie". At some point I want to get her "Fun Police", because she doesn't like other dogs playing rough near her.

Land Shark for Ilsa

Abunai for Ronin

HBIC - Head Bitch in Charge.

No idea for Ronin. maybe Abunai.

Oficial Taste Tester for Ilsa.

Either of the bottom 2 would work for Ronin.