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Old 06-16-2005, 10:20 AM
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I've been putting this off. We're shooting another commercial tomorrow . . . so Miss Shiva the Diva NEEDS a bath . . . if you don't hear from me for awhile I'll be recovering . . . She really, REALLY hates a bath - she's morally and ethically opposed to the whole concept and is a concientious objector. The histrionics and hysterics are just bad melodrama.
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Old 06-16-2005, 10:26 AM
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send her over here Renee..i washed three yesterday and Hyia is in the tubby now. I will give her the bath a Diva requires before such a debute.
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Old 06-16-2005, 10:55 AM
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Got 'er done! She would NOT go into the shower, so we had to do it the cold way . . . hose and well water. I'm as wet as she is, of course, but she did stand pretty still after I explained to her that she couldn't go to the store until she got cleaned up. She stood there and looked at me making the sad, pitiful Pearl face. Faker.
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Old 06-16-2005, 10:57 AM
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LOL! That girl is something else! I wish you would take a pic of her while she is doing her thing at the store. I guess that was supposed to be more of a question than a statement. LOL!
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:13 AM
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LOL!

Rocky has the same problem. He hates showers.

And like you, I always get as wet as he does.
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:17 AM
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Tippy is a bath horror, too. She is extremely weary of the bathtub, hose and kiddy pool. She knows what I mean when I call her to come outside or upstairs, towel and shampoo in my hand.
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:28 AM
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oh my..that is deffinately not Diva treatment Renee..cold? grrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:21 PM
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Even Diva's have to suffer for their art sometimes . . . and she's good at making everyone else suffer right along with her, lol!
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Old 06-16-2005, 03:40 PM
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Maverick used to love to have a bath because we'd get right into the tub with him. That got him in the habit of running into the bathroom and jumping in the tub while I was in there (and once while steve and I were in there). Now, he doesn't like it too much. He doesn't like being shampooed.

Glad you got her clean!
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Old 06-16-2005, 04:43 PM
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Oh Shiva is the Diva now; she's on her second commercial. I hope her royalties roll in soon.
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