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Old 10-20-2008, 04:25 PM
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Default New Dog Breeds Recognized by AKC

Found this while surfing the web at www.dr-dan.com website:
The following new combination dog breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Bull..... Oh, never mind
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Old 10-20-2008, 04:27 PM
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very good and yes= not accepted into akc but good for a laugh..
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Old 10-20-2008, 04:29 PM
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HAHAHA those were funny
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Old 10-20-2008, 04:38 PM
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ha ha, blabador is right on the money with that mix too.
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Old 10-20-2008, 04:42 PM
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LOL! I love it!
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Old 10-20-2008, 05:06 PM
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I want a Collapso.
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Old 10-20-2008, 05:11 PM
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I want a commute.... then maybe the dog could do the driving for me! LOL.


***plus that would prob be a pretty cool looking dog!*
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yeah, i suspect my Collapso will shed a ton and yap constantly. Still...
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