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Old 07-25-2007, 10:11 AM
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Default What do you get with a cross between a pit bull & a poodle?

What do you get when you cross a pitbull & a poodle?

A vicious gossip!



(my 2 favorite breeds are toy poodles & pitbulls so no offense!)
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Old 03-22-2008, 05:51 PM
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how about a poo pit lol
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Old 03-22-2008, 06:14 PM
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I know you said no offense... but I don't find this funny?? maybe its just me...
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Old 03-22-2008, 06:16 PM
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What do you get when you cross a pitbull & a poodle?

A vicious gossip!
I feel ya, poodles are nasty little buggers!
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Old 03-23-2008, 09:39 PM
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I feel ya, poodles are nasty little buggers!
LOL yep.

And I could have sworn there were other posts in this thread that pretty much said the same thing that Laura did.
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Old 03-23-2008, 09:40 PM
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And I could have sworn there were other posts in this thread that pretty much said the same thing that Laura did.
I think your imagining things again.
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You're just jealous of me because I have an imagination.
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Old 03-23-2008, 10:09 PM
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You're just jealous of me because I have an imagination.
You win, I have no comeback.
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:08 PM
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i like the alternate to that joke. what do you get when you cross a pit bull & a shih tzu?
a bulls$$tzu!!
hee hee
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Old 07-05-2008, 04:52 PM
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see i never liked the shih tzu joke. I had shih tzus growing up and heard it incessantly. Shih Tzu is pronounced more like "sheed zoo" or "sheet zoo" than the trashy alternative.
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