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Old 06-28-2007, 06:56 PM
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Default Tosca's Turn: Shameless Floozie Collie Looking For Love

Lovely, self-absorbed, well-groomed Collie, highly intelligent but can fake being dumb. High maintenance. Enjoys running, jumping over fences, herding kids and extravagant dinners. Has faint cat scent. Looking for meaningful overnight relationship.
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Old 06-28-2007, 07:09 PM
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Is this Tosca or Tosca's mom who's looking?
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Old 06-28-2007, 07:51 PM
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:19 PM
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Ok ok. She'll scrap the extravagant dinner and settle for takeout. yeesh.
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:25 PM
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If she likes the Outback BD is game. If Tosca swings that way Verde would be Bennie Hannas.
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:32 PM
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Ok ok. She'll scrap the extravagant dinner and settle for takeout. yeesh.
You still didn't answer Renee's question!
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:48 PM
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Maybe Tosca needs to get Chloe to share some of her secrets, lol!

And you might, might want to suggest to Miss Tosca that she not make it so well known that this is the ONLY place she shops . . . http://www.highmaintenancebitch.com/
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:54 PM
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Sawyer would just like to make it known that he chased a cat across the courtyard and up a balcony today. Just saying.
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:55 PM
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If she likes the Outback BD is game. If Tosca swings that way Verde would be Bennie Hannas.
Tosca says yes. And yes. But not on the same day. Tosca is a lady and doesn't like to be too full and burp.

Renee who says this is the only place she shops? She has this posted on four dog sites. She likes her dance card full. Tosca says boy dogs are like buses. Just as soon as you miss one, another one comes by!

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Tosca says Sawyer just hasn't met up with a good case of the Five Razors yet.
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