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Old 04-09-2005, 04:06 PM
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Talking bed fight!

ok, so, my lhasa always tries to take my spot on the bed. i always wake up in the night and have to get something to eat. so the other day i woke up and quietly left the room trying not to wake her up. stupid idea. as soon as i got to the door i looked back and she had this innocent look on her face, and where was she? on my pillow... grrr, so i went to miove her over, and she grabbed the pillow in her teeth and took it away, it was hilarious. she didnt take it away while i was there, but she was taking it to her basket, dog bed thing. so when i came back like 10 minutes later, she was gone, with my pillow!, i had closed the door, but somehow, it was cracked to the size of a certain fat, snowball like dog. hmmmm *puts on sherlock holmes hat and grabs magnifying glass* "its a mystery gang!" i went into the bathroom next to my room, no dog, no pillow, i went into the guest room, but i had to crawl around in the dark, because my parents room is made with windows, and if one light in the house goes on, they wake up, and if you wake them up at 230 am, oh crap. so here i am crawling around on the floor, when my cat starts meowing in my face, and rubbing me and bothering me, and i want to go back to sleep, but i need my pillow, and if i leave the dog out alone in the middle of the night, she ... does things to living room furniture. so i snuck around my parents room and she wasnt there either, i looked ALL over the house, in every room, and finally i got sick of it and went upstairs. and whose on my bed? guess. right there, in my spot, sitting on my pillow. there she is. i looked all over for 45 minutes, and she snuck back in here, i got really mad, since i had to crawl around trying to not wake up my parents, and i went freakin dog! really loud. and then i heard BRADLEY SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

and then the dog gave me that stupid overbite grin

gotta love em'.
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Old 04-09-2005, 04:37 PM
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Awww, she just wanted to be comfy!! Lol! Dog's! You gotta love em!!
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Old 04-09-2005, 04:39 PM
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lol, she does this almost everyday now, ill never sleep again!
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Old 04-09-2005, 04:44 PM
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Gus sleeps in bed with me! my cat sleeps on my pillow and chews my hair, tries to open my eyes (with her claws) and if that doesn't work she's just started biting my hands!! You're lucky she's only taking your pillow!!! Lol!
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Old 04-09-2005, 04:59 PM
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wow, your pets are wild, my dog wakes me up in rain showers that are totally silent to me, and my cat meows all night and when i try to let her out, she runs intoi the closet and meows more. my pets are obnoxious, and they eat more than me! and 15 yr old boys eat all day non stop...
doint they? well, i do *grabs popcorn and ice cream* i dont have a problem!!!
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Old 04-09-2005, 05:32 PM
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that's just funny!!!! lol!!!
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Old 04-09-2005, 08:55 PM
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lol my dog is sitting here giving me this awkward look, i laugh just thinking about it, actually, i dunno what kind of look shes giving me, cause shes sitting on my neck, watching me laugh at this on my laptop
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Old 04-09-2005, 09:44 PM
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lol, I love this thread!

I've woken up more than once being kicked by a sleeping dog. I've also found myself jammed between the bedframe and the wall while various kitties and poochies enjoy stretching out on my pillows and down comforter!

My cats scream all night too, Bradster. I feel for you!
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Old 04-10-2005, 07:56 AM
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Oh what trouble they can cause and get us into. What would like be like without them? Quiet, but not worth it. Love to have them around.
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Old 04-10-2005, 08:04 AM
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LOL! My siblings aren't as smart as she is! xD
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