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Old 08-20-2006, 06:04 AM
travis_doggies travis_doggies is offline
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Default train tunnels

In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.

After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark
tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his

(1) The blonde thought -

"That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he
must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his

(2) The fat lady thought -

"This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she
smacked him".

(3) The Frenchman thought -

"That f**king Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake
she slapped me".

(4) The Englishman thought -

"I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat
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