In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark
tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his
(1) The blonde thought -
"That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he
must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his
(2) The fat lady thought -
"This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she
(3) The Frenchman thought -
"That f**king Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake
she slapped me".
(4) The Englishman thought -
"I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat