Dog Site - Dog Stuff
Dog Forum | Dog Pictures

Go Back   Chazhound Dog Forum > Dog Discussions and Dog Talk Forums > Dogs - General Dog Chat


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 08-08-2006, 08:12 AM
Gustav's Avatar
Gustav Gustav is offline
Don't encourage me..
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: France
Posts: 9,125
Default Perle.........

Well I thought i'd tell everyone about little Miss Perle, as we all know of the greatness that is Sir Gustav, and she gets put into the background a bit.

Well, on my first sighting of Perle I actually spoke before thinking and said out loud "What is that??!!" She was fat, smelly, scurfy, and her nails were FAR too long..... Plus she growled at Sir Gustav The audacity of her! She looked less like a dog, more like a small black wart hog or something.
She wouldn't even walk when you took her out!! I had to DRAG her! Lol!

That was October last year........

Since then she has managed to squirm her way into my affections.... She's lost 4 kilos in weight.... thats about 9 Lbs, she is now gladly eating her dry dog food, after I weaned her off the "Cancer in a can" that Christian was previously feeding her, she smells less, she's not scurfy, and actually she has developed quite a personality!!

She likes to let Gus think he is in charge, when in actual fact she is constantly manipulating him! It's amazing to watch really...... Ohh those feminine wiles!
I often wonder if she is actually smarter than Gus because she refuses to do any of the stupid tricks, and still gets the pay off! Lol!
She is impossible to train..... I think I had it FAR too easy with Gus, as he's really intuitive (sp) and gets things easily, but Perle she's another story! You give her a clear command (and she knows what I mean) and she looks at you as if to say "Why??" "Don't you know who I am?" "How DARE You ask me to sit" But she's cute, and cuddly and they say that every master villain needs his foil! And she is a perfect foil for Gus. Although she'd still rather stay in bed than go out, but you can't win em all now can ya!
__________________
Secondhand Dog(s) Owners!

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch



Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 08-08-2006, 09:50 AM
Kase's Avatar
Kase Kase is offline
Top Dog
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Britain
Posts: 15,703
Default

Awww Perle sounds like such a character! It sounds like she's changed into a completelyy different dog.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 08-08-2006, 11:08 AM
Renee750il's Avatar
Renee750il Renee750il is offline
Felurian
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Where the selas blooms
Posts: 94,266
Default

Quote:
I often wonder if she is actually smarter than Gus because she refuses to do any of the stupid tricks, and still gets the pay off!
I think you may be onto something there . . .
__________________
In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha

Stupid is the most notoriously incurable and contagious disease known to mankind. If you find yourself in close proximity to someone infected with stupid, walk away as soon as said infection is noted.


There are few things more nauseating than pure obedience. ~ Kvothe

***8206;"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation."
Rumi
Be a god. Know when to shut up.


Good Kharma Tags
Felurian
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 08-08-2006, 05:37 PM
Squidbert's Avatar
Squidbert Squidbert is offline
Scum scum scum scum..SCUM
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newfoundland, Canada
Posts: 2,911
Default

Quote:
She likes to let Gus think he is in charge, when in actual fact she is constantly manipulating him! It's amazing to watch really...... Ohh those feminine wiles!
Hahaha.. I like her already!
__________________

Thanks BP!! I LOVE it!! I'VE BEEN FROSTED! I have been befriended by Buddy'sParents! YAY!

Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill,
Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass.
~Rupert Brooke

Nature hates calculators.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug.
~Helen Keller


TBPC "Smokin"
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:20 PM.


1997-2013 Chazhound Dog Site