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Old 12-15-2008, 07:28 PM
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Default How To Photograph A Puppy...

Had to share this one. One of the funnier things about it is that you can tell it's an old one because it was written when they actually used film in cameras and flashbulbs!

How To Photograph A Puppy...

-Remove film from box and load camera.

-Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

-Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.

-Choose a suitable background for photo.

-Mount camera on tripod and focus.

-Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

-Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.

-Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.

-Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.

-Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.

-Take flashcube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

-Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.

-Put magazines back on coffee table.

-Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head... Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.

-Jump up in time to grab puppy and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"

-Call spouse to clean up the mess.

-Fix a drink.

-Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink, and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:40 AM
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This gave me a good laugh this morning.
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:57 AM
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Been there !!!
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:11 PM
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Teehee, sounds about right, my parents' cat HATES poor little Izzy
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:47 PM
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Genius, amen to that! ahahahaha!
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:57 PM
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It's funny..... cause I have done it... My very first litter, Lynn (AdoJrts) and I carried sleeping pups to a bed, arranged them, then Lynn stood behind me making funny sounds while I snapped the pictures... I missed some good ones b/c I was laughing soooo hard!! Here is the result:

This was Mindy's litter, Diamond is the 4th pup from the left along the front... LOL You can tell they were asleep because we caught Sable yawning, seconds after this they all ran from the bed to Lynn!!!
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:58 PM
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lol Whoever wrote that must have been trying to photograph Tempie.
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