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Old 02-26-2005, 10:05 AM
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HELP NEEDED ASAP:

Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an
agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our
number has come up and ...WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!

We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time
consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair
to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST
place the children into rescue this weekend!

They are described as:

One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde
hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite.
Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet.
Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been
removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along
well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he
should be able to read soon.

One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry
blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at
times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a
little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils
out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other
little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore
would do
best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently
working on her house training-shouldn't take long at all.

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them;
that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep
them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real
emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at
the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along
some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
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Old 02-26-2005, 11:34 AM
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umm ok i hope this is a joke
ill adopt them i love kids those ages are fun whats the adoption fee ?
i really hope this is a joke lol
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Old 02-26-2005, 11:37 AM
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Yes it's a joke!!
Someone emailed it to me and I thought it was funny!
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Old 02-26-2005, 11:43 AM
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oh ok you never know now a days lol it is cute tho i would take them in 2 seconds lol
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