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Old 01-12-2014, 02:08 PM
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Uh, wut?!

Customer today: "Isn't it hard to see all these dogs up for adoption at the events."
Me: "No, and I don't think that makes me callous. I participate in rescue. These dogs are all safe in a foster home."
Customer nods.
Me: "What kind of dog do you have?"
Customer: "A mini labradoodle."

Uhm, wut?! Are you effing serious?!
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Old 01-12-2014, 02:11 PM
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I forgot a classic!

Customer: "My dog is so picky, I have to put all kinds of stuff on his/her food just to get him/her to eat!"

I feel the dog on the end of the leash and wouldn't be able to count the ribs if I had longer fingers.

So I ask: "Is it possible he/she's just not hungry?"

And their world has ended. Fido is STARVING!
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Old 01-12-2014, 03:04 PM
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People always think their dogs are starving :/ I think 8/10 of the 'not eating' animals that are brought in are chubsters.
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One time we had a woman come in with her dog on a prong collar and a flexi lead.
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Old 01-12-2014, 08:49 PM
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A couple came into the shelter today and asked if people ever put up postings for litters of puppies to buy.

.... 0.o
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Old 01-13-2014, 07:03 AM
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One time we had a woman come in with her dog on a prong collar and a flexi lead.
I see people walking their dogs like that all the time.
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