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Old 02-14-2005, 01:20 PM
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Default Dogs and Computers

Here's another one from Ladyhawke's e-mail:

"Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different?"

Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bytes

Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete

After destruction of personal property
Dogs: dog not found
Computers: file not found

Favorite trick
Dogs: roll over
Computers: play dead

Comic-page hero
Dogs: Dogbert
Computers: Dilbert

Fun way to mess with their heads
Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth
Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive

Consequence of virus
Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
Computers: replace valuable data

Widely ignored government mandate
Dogs: leash law
Computers: Communications Decency Act

Waste disposal tool
Dogs: pooper-scooper
Computers: uninstaller

Sensitive internal procedures
Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified
Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at
work who fixed one kind of like this once

Method of marking territory
Dogs: lifting leg
Computers: "Designed for Windows XP"

Unique behavior
Dogs: lick and drag
Computers: click-and-drag

Inexplicable physical feature
Dogs: dewclaw
Computers: scroll lock key

Estimated lifespan
Dogs: 12 years
Computers: 12 months
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Old 02-14-2005, 04:58 PM
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Old 02-14-2005, 07:15 PM
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control-alt-delete are the most used keys on my keyboard. Heres a keyboard I would love to have. VERY funny.
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