Dogs and Computers
Here's another one from Ladyhawke's e-mail:
"Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different?"
Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
After destruction of personal property
Dogs: dog not found
Computers: file not found
Dogs: roll over
Computers: play dead
Fun way to mess with their heads
Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth
Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
Consequence of virus
Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
Computers: replace valuable data
Widely ignored government mandate
Dogs: leash law
Computers: Communications Decency Act
Waste disposal tool
Sensitive internal procedures
Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified
Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at
work who fixed one kind of like this once
Method of marking territory
Dogs: lifting leg
Computers: "Designed for Windows XP"
Dogs: lick and drag
Inexplicable physical feature
Computers: scroll lock key
Dogs: 12 years
Computers: 12 months
In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha
Stupid is the most notoriously incurable and contagious disease known to mankind. If you find yourself in close proximity to someone infected with stupid, walk away as soon as said infection is noted.
There are few things more nauseating than pure obedience. ~ Kvothe
***8206;"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation."
Be a god. Know when to shut up.
Good Kharma Tags
control-alt-delete are the most used keys on my keyboard. Heres a keyboard I would love to have. VERY funny.
Did you hear about Michael Jackson? Yea, I knows it's crazy, all of the sudden the media is on HIS side.