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02-21-2005, 01:21 AM
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"Official 2005 Possum Holler Mutt Club e-Dog Show" thread:
It's that time of year again, folks! NASCAR has officially begun, and huntin' season is over in most places. It's time to put away the camo pants, doe-in-heat "mystery liquid", and don our #3 hats and continue to gripe about that fa**ot Jeff Gordon
  .It's also time for the Official 2005 Possum Holler Dawg Show, pancake dinner and swap meet. The pancake dinner and swap meet will take place over on e-Bay and Gunbroker.com, but I have been elected (by unanimous decision) by the executive board of detractors to host the Mutt Show right here at Chazhound. The rules are simple. Mutts only! None of them fancy schmancy poofy shrubbery lookin' poodle dogs and none of them weirdo dogs from Netherlandia or Germaniovlakia with crazy names like Ch. Otto Der Buttsniffer via Crushed Velvet Princess of Hungry. AKC, UKC, Eastmister KC dogs will be immediately eliminated and made fun of. Them dogs are for fancy city folk who are into all kinda crazy refined things like Indy cars, book learnin' and forks and stuff. Since the boys at the PHUMAS (Possum Holler Unregistered Mutt Appreciation Society) made me chair-man down at the bar last night, I'll start the entries with my dawg who you all know and prolly like better'n I do. Name: Josie the Wonderdog Breed: Yeah, right. (some kinda Shiba, ACD, Rottie, BC mix) Australianbordershibweiler) Age: 'bout 1 or 2. Sex: Won't do no good...done had her spate. Favorite food: Innova kibble and cat turds. Aspirations: To have a romp behind the barn with that big city Triumph comic dog.   A'ight gang. Feel free to submit a couple pics and a bio of your mutt. Judging will commence whenever we feel like down at the PHUMAS World Headquarters at the Do-Drop Inn whenever Skeeter gets his phone hooked up again. Dang Phone company. 
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04-21-2005, 02:43 PM
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Name: Gustav (Gus)
Breed: White GSD X Rhodesian Ridgeback Age: 3 Sex: Eunuch Favorite food: Absolutely Anything!!!!!! Aspirations: To get Alex the neighbour's dog back for biting him on the bum!!
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04-21-2005, 03:34 PM
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  Name: Brady Breed: Supposedly a Big Golden Retreiver/Lab mix or more likely Great Pyrenees/lab mix Age: 1 year and a half Sex: Used to with stuffed toys and his bed but since he has been nuetered he doesn't try anymore. He does have a girlfriend though. Check out that tongue. (Oh my - that was really bad wasn't it?) Sorry. Favorite Food: Peanut butter on anything, even on the floor if I accidentally drop it. Aspirations: To herd his mother without her turning back and bumping into him, to have a personal tunnel to Jenny's house so he can go anytime he wants, and to get to lick every plate that comes through the house.
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04-21-2005, 04:57 PM
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Well, I don't have pictures of my pups but......
Name: Rose Breed: Gerban Rottle Dog (or a Lab/Rottie/GSD/ACD mix  )Age: 6yrs Gender: Female (or an "it" since she is spayed. lol) Favorite food: Hmmm....probably any type of meat or cheese. Aspirations: Being able to catch those darn rabbits, deer, cats and squirrels. Having her own king sized bed to sleep on, and always having a rawhide bone. Picture: Since I don't have one....she looks like a smaller, skinnier Labrador with Brindle markings. ------------------------------------------- Name: Blackie Breed: Rottador (or a Lab/Rottie mix) Age: 10yrs Gender: Male (but is nueterd.) Favorite food: ANYTHING! lol Aspirations: Being able to pee on everything, and having food and a nice warm comfy bed all day long with servents to rub his tummy and scratch his ears. To finally get that big scary brown truck that the UPS man dives. Picture: A Black Labrador that has some small brown markings on his legs. Starting to grey under the muzzle a little bit.
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04-21-2005, 05:01 PM
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 NAME: Colby Cheesehead BREED: Terrier/Canaan Dog mix AGE: 7 GENDER: Female (spayed) FAVORITE FOOD: Anything ASPIRATIONS: To eat as much food as possible in a lifetime.
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No touchy. BSL - Bull Sh!t Law Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away. And you'll be here, in my arms. Just sleeping.
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04-21-2005, 05:07 PM
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 NAME: Mayberry BREED: Chocolate Labrador Retriever AGE: 9 GENDER: Female (spayed) FAVORITE FOOD: Shrimp ASPIRATIONS: To be the sweetest dog in the whole entire universe.
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No touchy. BSL - Bull Sh!t Law Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away. And you'll be here, in my arms. Just sleeping.
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04-21-2005, 05:08 PM
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 NAME: Tippy BREED: Border Collie/German Shepherd mix AGE: 5 1/2 GENDER: Female (spayed) FAVORITE FOOD: Bananas ASPIRATIONS: To get everything and anything she wants.
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No touchy. BSL - Bull Sh!t Law Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away. And you'll be here, in my arms. Just sleeping.
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#10
04-21-2005, 06:03 PM
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Eahrnheardt (sorry I can't spell worth crap) Jr. is the best!!!! Well, he is the best now that his father is sadly gone.....I loved Earhnheardt!! 
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