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Old 04-20-2013, 01:19 PM
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Default Dog owner lessons you learned the hard way/you wish someone had told you

- Never leave home without poop bags.
If your dog poops and you don't have bags, nobody will take pity on you. You might get called out for it, you might have to use something else to pick it up.. it's not fun

- Dog hair gets everywhere, sometimes in your shirts and then it makes your boobs itch

- If your dog has poop stuck to his butt, try to get it out as soon as it happens. If you wait and hope it falls out, he will probably sit on it or try to rub it off..getting it everywhere.

- When they say hydrogen peroxide will cause your dog to vomit..they mean like..immediately.

- Don't lock your knees at the dog park. They will run at you, you will fall, it will hurt.

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Old 04-20-2013, 01:21 PM
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Old 04-20-2013, 01:31 PM
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Relax. You won't break her. She's fine.
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Old 04-20-2013, 01:33 PM
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Relax. You won't break her. She's fine.
Stop listening to everyone else, follow your instincts, you know your dog best.
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Old 04-20-2013, 01:38 PM
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- Not all other dog owners are like you.

- You truly DO have a chance at becoming that crazy dog lady.

- Never leave home without AWESOME treats. Your dog WILL mooch off of others with awesome treats and ignore you; you will be made a fool.

- Never expect a planned outing to go as planned.

- When setting an example of your dog, or giving helpful advice, your dog will begin to act a fool.

- When fostering, you or your DH DO have a chance of falling in love with said foster.

- When in doubt, always get the next size up in mattresses.

- Buy clearance dog toys. They will just get destroyed anyways. Frozen Kongs will be your best friend EVAR.
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Old 04-20-2013, 02:03 PM
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Old 04-20-2013, 02:16 PM
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If someone gives you well intentioned advice that seems to make sense but makes you feel icky, don't do it.
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Old 04-20-2013, 02:38 PM
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Your dog does not need other dog friends.

What works for one, most likely will NOT work for all.

You CAN say no to people wishing to pet, let their dogs meet, or play tug with your dogs. This does not make you a bad person. If you say yes, people will do inappropriate things. Make sure you and your dog are prepared and all is well.

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Old 04-20-2013, 03:13 PM
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If you realize you have left home with poo bags, go back. Keep a spare roll in your car. The day you don't will be the day your dog decides to poop on public property directly in front of a manned police car.

If you have a collar break, you can still use the leash as a slip lead to get home (loop through the handle or the clasp).

Sometimes your trainers and veterinarians will be wrong. Educate yourself before, not after, this happens.

Sometimes tennis balls sink. Have a spare.

The hair is expected, but there is also just a huge increase in household dust. Sooo much dust.

You will know your dog beyond all expectation. You will be able to pick your dog's voice out of crowd, know by the twitch of an ear or eye what s/he is thinking or about to do, and your dog will be able to do the same for you. You are a team, a partner, with each of your dogs and with your dogs as a whole. Embrace it, respect it.

Some people forget dogs are dogs. Others think that thinking of your dog as a dog is insulting. They are, and it isn't.
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Old 04-20-2013, 04:06 PM
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When a dog feels sick, they go out of their way to find the most difficult surface to clean to be sick on.

This was true when my entire house was tiled, except for one tiny piece of fancy carpet underneath a 100-ish lb coffee table made of glass and wrought iron. T.T Why dogs? Why?!?
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