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Old 04-17-2013, 09:23 PM
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Default "How to Scare Food Lady in 5 Simple Steps" by Fable

Step 1: Wait until Food Lady is looking at Chaz and not you.
Step 2: Jump onto the kitchen counter and grab a box of cherry jello mix. Chew it thoroughly so your mouth is coated in red powder.
Step 3: Hide the box.
Step 4: Get her attention by spinning and squeaking.
Step 5: Proceed to the water bowl and watch her face as you give the illusion of your mouth gushing blood into the clear water. When she gasps in horror, grab the jello box and tilt your head like a doofus so she knows she's been punk'd.

I'm taking her back to the pound tomorrow.
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Old 04-17-2013, 09:25 PM
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OMG! I would have flipped out!

What a dirty trick to play!
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Old 04-17-2013, 09:30 PM
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Old 04-17-2013, 09:32 PM
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I want to tell Hudson this story and warn him that I will kill him if he tries this. Then again, I'm worried it will give him ideas.


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Old 04-19-2013, 05:51 PM
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It really scared me! Of course on reflection the powder makes for a much lighter and thinner substance than blood, but my first reaction was OMGWTF NOOOOOO FABLE! EMERGENCY VET NAO .

I threw the jello box away last night but of course I found it in her crate this morning.

Well, it's bath day today so I get my own brand of revenge.
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:24 PM
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