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Old 03-18-2013, 03:36 PM
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Talking Hilarious reading... Soooooo funny! *adult humour*

I'm actually crying reading some of these. Sooooooo funny. Actual reviews on amazon for veet for men!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revi...owViewpoints=0
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:16 PM
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Never knew there were so many terms for a man's junk! Too hilarious!
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Old 03-18-2013, 07:52 PM
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Never knew there were so many terms for a man's junk! Too hilarious!
I nearly hyperventilated from laughing so hard lol

I didn't know there were so many "pet" names for "junk" either also why in the **** didn't anyone think of GETTING IN THE SHOWER & turning the cold water on??? Smart
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Old 03-18-2013, 07:57 PM
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I just want to know how they are all that eloquent! Lol

Good thing Mike hates to type, or he may have had a similar review after trying Nair...lucky for him, it was placed in, er, less delicate areas.
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Old 03-18-2013, 08:14 PM
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I didn't know there were so many "pet" names for "junk" either
because it seemed appropriate.

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Old 03-19-2013, 08:30 AM
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Oh my goodness. That second one had me busting up!

"...involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting..."

HILARIOUS.
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:38 PM
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Hahahahaaaa.... More!

Tin foil!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revi...DateDescending
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:43 PM
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Hmm, how 'bout this?

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natura.../dp/B005MR3IVO
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:50 PM
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And Jesus mugs

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Oh my goodness. That second one had me busting up!

"...involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting..."

HILARIOUS.
Yeah I gave that to the man to read & I thought he was going to bust a gut.

My advice ... Stick to electric razors (I myself can't even use a disposable down there :/ I can't imagine putting even nair FOR that area.
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