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Old 03-01-2013, 03:08 AM
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exorcist speciallizing in feline hosts wanted (sacramento)
seeking pet exercist to porform exorcism on my evil cat noodles possesed by the devil itself. she was so luving until a few weeks ago and now she sleeps on my face to suffacate me i find teeth in my bed an my kids wake up to her scratches by there eyes. her fur is cuming out in clumps and if shenot tearing up my house shes staring at me wither jaw wide open not blinking. ive looking her eyes and seen pure evil. vet visist and meds have done nothing and i m sacred she will kill my family. now were turning it to gods hands. preferring traditional catholic exoercism but open to all religions and or voodoo just get this demon out of my poor sweat baby noodles.
LOL oh craigslist. The best part is that I think this poster is serious! I wonder if kitty is spayed?
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Old 03-01-2013, 03:55 AM
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Omg, funny or sad??? Or plain insane!

Or just a normal cat
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:24 PM
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Poor sweat baby noodles! I'm not a cat person, but isn't vacant, open-mouth staring how they express affection?
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:27 PM
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I try not to take too much from craigslist, but I do believe you are correct in saying this person is being serious. That's scary. But I guess a demon possessed cat is scary too
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:33 PM
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Maybe the cat is just angry his name is Noodles.
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:36 PM
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Maybe the cat is just angry his name is Noodles.
I wonder if that is why my Booger, Burrito and Waffles are plotting to kill me
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:52 PM
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I wonder if that is why my Booger, Burrito and Waffles are plotting to kill me
Nah, those are cute names. Booger might just be trying to find boogers. Burrito wants to roll you up as a burrito and Waffles would just like some dang waffles right meow.
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Sweat babies are just the worst.
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Old 03-01-2013, 03:26 PM
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Sounds a lot like my previous cat who went to live with my ex when we broke up (thank god)... her name was affectionately, Satan.
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Old 03-01-2013, 03:38 PM
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Sweat babies are just the worst.
I seriously laughed out loud at this. At work. Again.
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