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Old 03-04-2006, 10:44 PM
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What has a head and Tail but no body?
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Old 03-05-2006, 12:53 AM
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a coin?
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:54 AM
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Here's some more riddles.
The maker doesn't need it,
The buyer doesn't use it
The user uses it without knowing.
WHAT IS IT?




Answer - A coffin


Two bodies I have
Though both joined in one
The more still I stand
The quicker I run.
What am I?



ANSWER - An hourglass

I can run, but never walk,
Often a murmur, never talk,
I have a bed but never sleep,
I have a mouth but never eat.
What am I?



ANSWER - A river

It has seven letters,
It proceeded God,
All poor people have it,
And all rich people need it.

WHAT IS IT?



Answer - Nothing

"You are the pilot of a aeroplane. You start off in Scotland with 500 passengers you go to Germany and 378 passengers get off and another 201 passengers board. You then fly the plane with all it's passengers and land in Austria. 145 passengers get off and another 300 board. Your last journey is back to Scotland. They all get off but another 876 passengers board. What is the pilots mother called?"



Answer - as you are the pilot the answer is your mother's name.

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Old 03-05-2006, 04:27 PM
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a coin?
Yes!!!!! Very good
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