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Old 02-23-2006, 07:49 PM
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Default The Burglar and The parrot

This is one of my favorite jokes.

One night a burglar was breaking into a house. As he was robbing the place he heard a voice.

" Joey is watching you," it said.

The burglar ignored it and continued what he was doing.

A few minutes later he hears the voice again, louder this time.

" Joey is waaaaatching you!"

The burglar shone his flash light across the room and spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it.

Whew it's just some dumb bird he thought.

The burglar approached the cage. " I'm not afraid of you, little Joey," he chuckled.

" I'm not Joey," replied the bird. " My name is Polly. Joey is our guard dog."
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Old 02-24-2006, 07:06 AM
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it!!!
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Old 02-24-2006, 03:35 PM
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LOL thats to cute.
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:03 PM
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luvs it!
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Old 02-26-2006, 11:36 AM
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Haha that's a good one.
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Old 02-26-2006, 02:33 PM
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Lol!!!!!
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Old 03-03-2006, 06:21 PM
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lolololololololololol
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Old 03-04-2006, 10:25 AM
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LOL. Nice one.

I can imagine the burglar's face!
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Old 03-09-2006, 05:33 PM
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I heard one just like that, but instead of Joey, the bird was saying Jesus.
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Old 03-11-2006, 11:58 AM
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Jesus? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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