They do exist! (Alternative title, "I beat my dogs to get Christmas pictures")

[CharlieDog]

Most of them anyway. Knox wouldn't cooperate. Every. Single. Picture. Came out blurry as hell. So he doesn't get any, because he's a butt. Ozzy is also a butt head, and was absolutely POSITIVE I wanted him to roll over in front of the tree. Every time. He wasn't thrilled I was actually asking him to sit still.

Anyway, first up is Enzo. Obviously, I beat her.


I'm also a terrible owner because I don't cut her nails. (Yes, I know they're long.)


Emo dog is emo.


And contemplates the meaning of life, and whether these pictures are actually worth the jerky she gets in return.


A little less sad, but not by much.


Evil dog is evil. Or a jerk. Or really, I just dropped the lighting on accident.


I beat him too. And if I had more skill, I'd clone out his tag holder, but I don't.


He does a pretty good stink eye.


He can be pretty cute though.


Sometimes even handsome. When he can keep his mouth shut.

[CharlieDog]

And then we have the crazy brindle beast.


Dark dogs are hard to photograph. A lot of these are either too dark, or end up blown out. And I'm not good with photo editing, so what you see is what you get on the camera. Which is really just my phone.


Still, I think I got some nice ones. She actually looks grown up in this picture. Finally.


And not *quite* insane!


The Hail Mary of cute pictures. Cue the Almighty Head Tilt.


And last, the best blooper ever.

[TuffStuff]

Those are great. And I like Ozzy's tag holder. It makes it look like he's been sent to sit in the corner for talking too much in class.

[CharlieDog]

Originally Posted by TuffStuff

Those are great. And I like Ozzy's tag holder. It makes it look like he's been sent to sit in the corner for talking too much in class.

That's because he definitely does too much talking in class.

[Barb04]

I love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You did a great job!

[maxfox426]

Shame on Knox for being uncooperative!

These three look awesome, though! Great pics! I laughed out loud at the Almighty Head Tilt.

Morgan always does the "I'm a beaten dog" look when the camera, too.

[JessLough]

Its about **** time we get photos of your crew. But no Knox... tsktsk.

They look great I think Enzo has Rosey beat for longest nails, though... and they haven't been cut in years

[Maligator]

nice pictures

[AdrianneIsabel]

Oh how'd I miss these? I love them! Enzo cracks me up and Ozzy looks just rotten. lol

[Brattina88]

poooor tortured souls They're so cute