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11-26-2012, 01:57 PM
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When you're not paying attention
and you hear things wrong, ads are way more interesting.
Like the Old Navy one that was just on, the one set in the scene where Chevy Chase is plugging in the Christmas lights on the outside of the house. I heard it, "Old lady hotpants make the holiday more colorful." Ummm . . . yeah, no doubt! 
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11-26-2012, 02:30 PM
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We have an antenna so stuff gets scrambled. I swear there was a commercial of the Sunbeam Poop. "I poop on the go!" "I poop at the office!" "I poop Columbian style!"
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11-26-2012, 03:11 PM
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There is a 5 hour energy commercial out right now and it has a little jingle and it says "And if you're feeling a little slow... 5 hour energy will help you go"
and I was like "really? I thought it was just for energy, I didn't know it helped constipation" and then I realized that was not what they meant lol
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11-26-2012, 06:54 PM
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A few years ago my friend and I were tooling on up the road and she was singing along to the radio to keep my son amused (he was a tot back then, so it was probably more than a "few" years ago). A commercial came on for Cheese Strings, set to the song "Wild Thing". Basically replaced the words "Wild Thing" with "Cheese Strings". I misheard and thought she was saying "G-String", wondered just what was going on in her warped little mind!
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11-26-2012, 09:22 PM
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In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha Stupid is the most notoriously incurable and contagious disease known to mankind. If you find yourself in close proximity to someone infected with stupid, walk away as soon as said infection is noted. There are few things more nauseating than pure obedience. ~ Kvothe ***8206;"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation." — Rumi Be a god. Know when to shut up. Good Kharma Tags Felurian
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11-26-2012, 09:24 PM
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#8
11-26-2012, 09:26 PM
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LOL another one
We were up north and playing a game and having a few drinks with my dad and sisters family with the radio playing and this commercial came on. I don't remember what it was for but all we heard was "so dicker if you have to" Wait... What? Did that commercial just say dick her if you have to? WTH lol Oh... Dicker like haggle not... The other thing lol. That is still a running joke for all of us
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“Family fun is as necessary to modern living as a kitchen refrigerator.” – Walt Disney As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord. Joshua 24:15 R.I.P my dear Sweet Teddy. You will be missed forever. We love you. http://www.hannahshands.etsy.com
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11-26-2012, 09:26 PM
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Yeah, just be careful not to use it when you're wearing old lady hot pants
 The 5 Hour Sunbeam Energy Poop -- Not the dicker . . .
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In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha Stupid is the most notoriously incurable and contagious disease known to mankind. If you find yourself in close proximity to someone infected with stupid, walk away as soon as said infection is noted. There are few things more nauseating than pure obedience. ~ Kvothe ***8206;"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation." — Rumi Be a god. Know when to shut up. Good Kharma Tags Felurian
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11-26-2012, 09:31 PM
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I know that they ladies are always raving about Dicken's brand apple ciders. Especially heated up. The ladies just love a Hot Dicken's Cider.
Say it quickly
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When things don't go your way, stop and think, "Problem, or inconvenience?" - with apologies to Robert Fulghum
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