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This is an old one a friend E-mailed me a 2 years ago, but it is still good Doctor’s Oath
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear that soothing voice trying to reassure him- “Howard, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Let it go.” But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality - “Howard. You’re a veterinarian....
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Too funny! And one I haven't heard, too.
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In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha Stupid is the most notoriously incurable and contagious disease known to mankind. If you find yourself in close proximity to someone infected with stupid, walk away as soon as said infection is noted. There are few things more nauseating than pure obedience. ~ Kvothe ***8206;"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation." — Rumi Be a god. Know when to shut up. Good Kharma Tags Felurian |
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