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01-03-2005, 12:03 AM
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3 dogs in a bar
A Doberman, a Collie and a Chihuahua were sitting at a bar. A Poodle comes up to the bar and says: whoever can use liver and cheese ina sentence I will marry!
The Doberman thinking he had a chance he says, "I LIKE liver and cheese!" The Poodle was not impressed. Oh please said the poodle you have to be able to do better than that! The Collie also thinking he had a chance, says, "I HATE liver and Cheese!" The Poodle sighed and said: That was original! So the smart-ass Chihuahua pipes up I can beat both of those sentences. The Poodle says: O.k. give it your best shot. So the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone Cheese mine!" 
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#2
01-03-2005, 02:08 PM
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ROFL! I'd forgotten all about that one!
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In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha Stupid is the most notoriously incurable and contagious disease known to mankind. If you find yourself in close proximity to someone infected with stupid, walk away as soon as said infection is noted. There are few things more nauseating than pure obedience. ~ Kvothe ***8206;"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation." — Rumi Be a god. Know when to shut up. Good Kharma Tags Felurian
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