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Old 01-03-2005, 12:03 AM
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A Doberman, a Collie and a Chihuahua were sitting at a bar. A Poodle comes up to the bar and says: whoever can use liver and cheese ina sentence I will marry!

The Doberman thinking he had a chance he says, "I LIKE liver and cheese!" The Poodle was not impressed. Oh please said the poodle you have to be able to do better than that!

The Collie also thinking he had a chance, says, "I HATE liver and Cheese!" The Poodle sighed and said: That was original!

So the smart-ass Chihuahua pipes up I can beat both of those sentences. The Poodle says: O.k. give it your best shot. So the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone Cheese mine!"
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Old 01-03-2005, 02:08 PM
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ROFL! I'd forgotten all about that one!
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Old 01-03-2005, 09:12 PM
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That's cute! I like that!
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:15 PM
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what a hoot..i wil tell my very grumpy mother that one today. thanks
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