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Old 10-30-2012, 09:54 PM
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Default There is a Mouse in my House.

There is a mouse in my house.

Was.

The cat watched it run across the living room.

Kim stalked it.

Mira and Web didn't see it.

I threw a shoe. Missed the mouse and startled Kim. Fail.

Cookie? The Macadamia Nut took out the mouse. Bam. Then swallowed it whole (teensy mouse) before anyone, man or beast, could stop her.

Cookie is badass. Brie is fired. Kim still hasn't forgiven me for the shoe. Mira retrieved the shoe. Webster stole Mira's deserted warm spot on the bed and doesn't give a **** about anything else.

This is my life.
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:57 PM
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I literally laughed out loud...
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:58 PM
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That story rocked
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:01 PM
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So did I Springer.
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:11 PM
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That made my day
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:16 PM
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Definitely laughed out loud.
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Old 10-31-2012, 06:45 AM
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Definitely snickered at that story. So much so Ivan looked at me like I lost my mind. Little does he know its been long gone. LOL
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Old 10-31-2012, 08:52 AM
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Cookie is seeming much less temporary
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