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Old 03-09-2004, 02:22 AM
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1. Remove film from box and load camera.

2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.

4. Choose a suitable background for photo.

5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.

6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.

8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.

9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.

10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.

11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.

13. Put magazines back on coffee table.

14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.

15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.

16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"

17. Clean up mess.

18. Sit back in chair with lemonade and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.

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Old 06-21-2004, 12:32 PM
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That is so True I have done most of it before trying to take a pict. of my dog!
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Old 06-21-2004, 03:23 PM
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Mine are such hams! The only major problem I have is getting a photo without Shiva in it. Every time she sees the camera, Shiva makes certain that she's between the camera and everyone else. I have no idea how she's figured this out; she obviously doesn't think it's a threat because she poses.
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:28 AM
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Haaa!! haaaaa!!! I missed this one.

Puppies are the hardest thing for to take a picture of while posing.
But the natural shots are the best anyhow, when they don't know
you're taking their picture.

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Old 06-30-2004, 10:50 PM
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lol to funny!
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:39 PM
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Lol! Very funny!

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Old 07-10-2004, 12:24 AM
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That is very funny and cute.
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Old 07-14-2004, 10:33 AM
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lolz...funny...
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