strangest things you have heard people say

[nancy2394]

I got to thinking.... i hear people say stupid and odd things all the time. The kind of things that make you scratch your head and wonder why they just said what they said. I recently heard how this laboring mother was about to be stuck by the anesthesia guy for her iv because she was a "hard" stick and the nurses were having trouble getting a vein. He goes to put it in her right hand and she says "oh... don't put it in that hand, that's my JACK OFF hand"

OMG... I could not believe she said such a thing. That poor anesthesia guy probably didn't know what to think when he heard that woman say that...lol

What kind of odd things have you heard people say?

[ACooper]

Was she doped up (legal hospital drugs!) or out of her head in extreme pain?
That sounds more like something a guy would blurt out......coming from a woman is HILARIOUS! hahahahaha

And no nancy, I can't top that one with anything that comes to mind....I'll think on it though!

[nancy2394]

Originally Posted by ACooper

Was she doped up (legal hospital drugs!) or out of her head in extreme pain?
That sounds more like something a guy would blurt out......coming from a woman is HILARIOUS! hahahahaha

And no nancy, I can't top that one with anything that comes to mind....I'll think on it though!

nope, she was not doped up. She had just come in for a scheduled induction. They were just trying to put an iv in her so they could start her pitocin and get labor started. She's a very odd person.