Proust questionaire for your dogs
The famous questionnaire/party game with questions by none other than the French writer Marcel Proust. He believed the answers to the questions (truthful ones of course) revealed a person's true nature. I've edited it abit for canines - but it still sticks true to it's original form. Answer for your dogs or in their narrative.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Miklós Horthy & Julia Child; A great hero of my country through dark days and a fabulous chef - a pioneer in her own right. I gots to eat good while defending what I stand for ya know.
Which living person do you most admire?
Kuvasz breeders and anyone who has liver in their pockets or hands. Oh yeah, the idiot girl that lives with me isn't bad either - can't say I admire her though.
What is your greatest fear?
The treat basket being empty (OMG it's looking bare right now...) or weather nearing 30 degrees Celsius.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Being easily barked into submission by small dogs.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Not carrying around food or not letting me hump them.
What is your greatest extravagance?
Hrm....either the time I chewed up a $2000 handbag or the $675 shoes - can't decide which..
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
What do you dislike most about your appearance?
I'm pretty perfect as it is. Don't you agree?
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Raw oxtails, the tattered blue recliner, beefy human legs - oh yeah, the idiot girl might count too.
Which talent would you most like to have?
Get people to submit to my humping.
What is your current state of mind?
Restless, I - HOLY F$CK IS THAT A BADGER IN THE YARD?!
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Eating the end of a rope toy, sh!tting it out, sniffing it, then rolling around in it.
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
A food critic in a white fur coat.
What is your most treasured possession?
The idiot slave girl and my tennis balls.
What is your favorite occupation?
Humping, chasing, chewing, destroying, protecting, marking, eating and sleeping.
What is your most marked characteristic?
Charm. Ya can't resist it baby.
What is the quality you most like in a dog?
Balls and submission - so sexay.
What do you most value in your friends?
Uniqueness. They have to be good natured about hump sessions too.
Who are your favorite dog-world people?
Michael Ellis, Sylvia Bishop, Ian Dunbar, and my trainer S.M (her actual initials). Oh yeah - and anyone with liver.
Who is your favorite hero of dog-fiction?
The Hound of Baskerville.
What is it that you most dislike?
Skateboards, bikes, and baths.
How would you like to die?
I don't wanna talk about that dahling, Sh!t I'm only 10 months old!
What is your motto?
"Eat, Chase, Love."
Feudin' and fightin' and a-fussin,'
That's all that's goin' on with us'n!
We are such neighborly people, peaceful and sweet!
All except when we happen to meet.
Stories, Poetry, and Musings
"And it's all been lost before, so there's nothing to lose..."
"There are those that love dogs insanely and those that don't. But once you like a dog, you're sunk. You're a dog person for life."
UKC Kuvasz Standard
AKC Kuvasz Standard