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Old 03-27-2013, 09:14 PM
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HOW ****ING HARD IS IT TO GET A ****ING BOX OF CAKE MIX AT THE STORE, YOU STUPID ****ING EXPLETIVE?! "they didnt have any" IS A LOAD OF ****ING **** AND YOU KNOW IT JFC
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Old 03-27-2013, 09:35 PM
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Dear stupid roommate:

your cats are intact. you refuse to have them altered. your male cat is not raping the other one, he is not trying to kill her, he is not hurting her. theyre ****ing. if you dont want them ****ing in your living room, GET THEM FIXED. STOP SCREAMING AT THEM.

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Old 03-27-2013, 10:28 PM
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It is 82 degrees in my room. I have the fan on, window open, and I'm close to putting an ice pack under Jagger's cage because it's too **** hot for him. AND THE ****ING HEATER IS ON! My mom claims it's cold downstairs. No, it's not. It's 73 degrees in the living room, and the heater is set to 75. There is NO ****ING REASON it needs to be set that high. And then she complains about the gas bill! USE A SWEATER OR BLANKET IF YOU'RE COLD!
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:43 PM
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People who don't get up for pregnant women on public transport.

Seriously?
Were you raised in a barn?!

People avoid eye contact, look around..oy come on just GET UP. Think you want to sit? She is growing a HUMAN BEING in her body.

I know, pregnant women are sometimes smug, many many are often condescending, some are cranky ..but regardless that doesn't change the fact that they are carrying an extra, oh I dunno, 30 pounds or something pressing in on their organs and making their feet hurt! I would be cranky too if I had this happening to my body



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Old 03-27-2013, 11:14 PM
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Migraine.
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Old 03-27-2013, 11:27 PM
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I burnt myself on a fax machine.

I BURNT MYSELF ON A FAX MACHINE.
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Old 03-27-2013, 11:34 PM
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...how?

It is a running joke at work that fax machines and I do not get along but I've never been injured by one lol.
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Old 03-27-2013, 11:48 PM
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We have the most AH-MAZING kitty being impounded at work, and tomorrow morning he is being picked up and taken to a rescue... and I don't work tomorrow and I forgot to give him a goodbye hug and kiss tonight. I freaking adore this cat. I WANT HIM.

Also I suck at remembering to thaw out meat. 5lb tubs are not easy to quickly thaw.

And Juno took it upon herself to throw up all over my mom's brand new rug she bought a couple days ago. lol what the hell dog. She hasn't thrown up in a while. So of course I get home from work and am immediately asked WHAT DID YOUR DOG GET INTO. The answer... nothing? lol. Apparently it was blue and marshmallow consistency but I don't know what that would be! Blue Peeps?
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Old 03-28-2013, 02:31 PM
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Surprise surprise. "Computer ready for pickup" apparently does NOT mean computer ready for pickup.

It's nastygram time.
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Old 03-28-2013, 02:54 PM
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IhatemyjobIhatemyjobIhatemyjobIhatemyjobIhatemyjob .

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