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Old 12-25-2005, 09:08 AM
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I hope you can get the translation on this site. It's the yellow pages translated from french to english for the Maritimes. It turns out that translating from English to French then from From French back to English transforms some words into something completely different. Either that, or there is a new market for Fart Grooming that I was never aware of before..???
http://translate.google.com/translat...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

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Unlimited Farts - in English this is "Pets Unlimited" (hmmm Unlimited Farts...there is a place this is appreciated...)

Theresa Buck - Experienced Certified Fart Groomer (Experienced in grooming Farts...thank goodness, I don't want a novice dealing with my Farts)
Full Grooming Services ... ( More )

Dog' S by Cindy
Professional Fart Groomer Small to Medium Dogs (ahhh a "Professional Fart Groomer...I would want a professional to deal with my Farts)
Member of the Ontario Dog Groomers Assoc.
Graduate of Bryson' S Academy of Grooming ... ( More )


In Gentle Touch Fart Grooming/Designer Dogs (Gently touching Farts for how long?

All Breed Fart Parlour (Wow, Farts come in breeds! I never knew that!)
506-642-7387
28 Short Leaman,
John Saint, NB E2J 1B6

Comfortcove Fart Resort (You can now board your Farts, think of all those embarrassing situations this could save you from! going on a date, board your farts first!) 506-696-6627
Grove Willow,
John Saint, NB E2L 3W5
I hope everyone gets as big a laugh out of this as I did...I almost fell off my seat laughing...translating in another language takes on a whole new meaning....how a company can be misrepresentated
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Old 12-25-2005, 11:24 AM
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LOL!! I like the last one best.
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Old 12-25-2005, 11:32 AM
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ROFL, a pet in French means fart. Reminds me of my son when he was only 3 years old. We only spoke to him in French when he was little and at 3 he had this little talking Arthur doll. The doll kept asking him "Do you have a pet?" to which my son would reply "Non, no pet" whilst shaking his head no. I couldn't help but laugh at the thought of him thinking the doll was asking him if he farted.
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Old 12-26-2005, 09:25 AM
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*teehee*

Thanks for the fart.

I mean giggle.

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That is HILARIOUS!!! Being in advertising in my past life, it was always funny to see how translations could get screwed up. Especially when reading directions to something (like a toy, etc.) that was translated from some kind of Chinese language to English.
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Old 12-27-2005, 10:14 AM
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LOL on a recent trip to Denmark... on the motorway out of Copenhagen in a taxi... there were big yellow signs announcing:

"Fart Kontrol"
( speed checking )
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Oh . . . too, too funny . . . . I want to hire one of those for Shiva and Charley . . .
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Old 12-27-2005, 05:59 PM
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Forget the dogs, can I board my hubby's farts? Permanantly!
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:26 AM
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I'll remember never to put "pet" in any business name. haha

We were trying to figure out how you would groom a fart. haha

Thanks every one for getting a laugh out of this like I did.
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:15 PM
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OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FUNNY! 'EXPERIENCED FART GROOMER"

I DIDNT KNOW PEOPLE COULD GROOM FARTS!
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